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Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
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If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Worth it.
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m so sorry that happened to you
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you’re a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
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Top tier trolling right there
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
A connoisseur, I see
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
You guys have waifus?
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
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50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
