“Let’s run the country like a business!” Also, “let’s cut our revenue by the most ever seen in history”.
Our debt is going up! (surprised Pikachu face)
This is the liberals fault!
No business owner would voluntary cut their revenue. They’re not businessmen, they’re con artists turned tyrants.
all he ever known is laundering russians for thier money, through his casinos, using investors money than bankrupting to avoid any lawsuits against himselfs, or drown the opposition(the sue-r in so much shit) they cant fight them anymore.
(you’re probably looking for “plaintiff”)
“Suer” is also a word.
but that sounds like “sewer”
*Civvie 11 has left the chat*
Sewer does sound like Trumpie and Republicans.
Make America Grim Again
i thought we were going to doge that bullet
The secret is Trump will debase our currency to the point where a hotdog stand charges a million dollars for a can of soda. Then our debt will be relatively meaningless and easy to pay off.
I really hate that so much in US politics right now reminds me of 1930’s Germany
it also originated in america too. before nazi was the kkk, and the nazis used our segregation laws to implement thier own.
all this really benefits putin, if usa is weakened economically, and constantly infighting, they wont have a chance of defending russians goals of expansions.
“300 buys you a sandwich.”
Quite possibly a view into our future. Let’s hope the end of Nick Offerman’s performance is prescient.
Then our debt will be relatively meaningless and easy to pay off.
Not that we would.
You did … by leaning into it and letting it hit you square in the chest … don’t worry the internal bleeding is slow, you’ll just slowly fall asleep and never wake up again.
Pun is warranted and acceptable. Thank you
Seriously?
What idiot thought it would take a trillion years for the US to rack up $37 in debt?
What happens when someone uses an entire country as collateral while stuffing their own pockets. Watch it happen, now!
Who thought it would take a trillion years for the debt to reach $37?
Actually, we thought it would take 1,000,000,000,010 years but it only took 10.
Classic republicans spending way too much. To them conservative = spend and waste more.
There’s a world in which the US is carrying $37T, everyone lives in a spacious public condo, rides the UltraMax train around town to their 30 hour/week jobs or publicly financed doctor’s appointments or state financed university classes or luxury public park and spa.
And I think that would be money well spent.
Shame we don’t live in that country
“Sure, basically all available economic data suggests that society would become far more productive and stable if the neediest people were given enough stability to develop into contributing members of society, but if I don’t see people I don’t like suffering terribly then I will feel there is no right and wrong in the world and I might as well go have sex with a child like we all secretly want to.” - social conservatives (actually)
Too self-aware
Solution: sacrifice the richest people until their wealth adds up to $37 trillion and maybe a few more rich people just for extra security
The solution is to stop trading oil in USD then nobody will want it anymore
Trump will be the first president under which a sovereign default will occur
At the rate the USD is declining against other currencies, I’d say it’s going to happen before the midterm. His only hope for prolonging this is to replace Jerome Powell and bandaid it until it’s someone else’s problem. Or start a war.
I think he will go all in on a DOGEcoin, get rid of Powell, start a war with Mexico, Greenland, and Canada simultaneously, pull out of NATO, ally with Russia without getting anything in return, Nuke California, and try to assassinate Zohran the Destroyer.
It will be a shitshow, and EVERYBODY is on the stage.
trump is already considering opening up rare earth minerals in alaska to putin.
I’m waiting for the inevitable response executive order: “Nuh uh - Donald J Trump”
(And then all the Republicans clapped)
“Biiiiiiiiiiden’s economy!?!”
“Hey… I found a dollar in the seat cushions!”
“TRUMP’S ECONOMY! TRUMP’S ECONOMYYY!!!”
I hope foreign nations blacklist the American elite from migrating to their shores and owning anything in their territories. The wealthy are parasites that inevitably kill the host.
many of them are complicit in laundering money for them, swiss bank, malta?, destuche bank,etc.
US debt reaches $37, a trillion years before expected. FIFY
This is how I first read the headline, too. It took a double-take to read it correctly.
I don’t know who was expecting it to take a trillion years, you can go 37$ in debt at the Taco Bell drive through
You fat bro.
That’s what a conman as leader of your country will get you. Fired half the government workforce, still spent more money than the last guy and he’s only been in office for 6 months. It only goes down from here folks, hope you enjoyed the ride. This is your last stop.
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“Conservative” fiscal “responsibility”
This title could really use a comma.
Or scientific notation
