I’m eating a bowl of frozen veg medley that I microwaved until it was sufficiently warm and then put a giant glob of hummus on it. It fucking rules. As a bonus, I’m going to feel less ashamed about eating a giant bowl of rice and hot sauce later because I have eaten my veggies.

This experience made me realize that I’ve got to be missing out on some galaxy brain snacks. Vegan stoners, give me your secrets!

  • Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteBanned
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    8 months ago

    Instant tacos!

    I use those vegetable protein “beef” crumbles, and it only takes like 7 minutes, mostly unattended, on the stove to heat up and simmer in the taco seasoning a bit. Spoon it in the shells, top with some dairy-free cheese and whatever else.

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    8 months ago

    For the ultimate in low effort the snacks must be ready to consume without the hassle of prepping or cooking.

    Fresh Favs: (walk to a grow rack, pick, consume)

    • Lettuce/Greens
    • Sugar Snap Peas
    • Green/Wax Beans
    • Cherry/Grape Tomatoes

    Store Bought Favorites:

    • Seasonal Fruit
    • Dried Fruit
    • Nuts
    • Dehydrated Brussels Sprouts
    • Hummus
    • Chips

    Slight Effort Required: (but worth it)

    • CB&J (Cashew Butter & Jam) Sandwich
    • Fries
    • Onion Rings

    Sugar Cravings:

    • Licorice
    • Gummies
    • Cookies
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        8 months ago

        Yeah… They’re addictive enough that I’ve considered making them myself but I’m so damn lazy. They’re just seasoned with sea salt so there’s no flavor surprises or tastes buried under excessive seasonings. The real surprise was how amazing the texture of the sprouts is when dehydrated. Some parts are light and crunchy like seaweed snacks, some parts are closer to crispy onion string texture, and the base is much more solid but still satisfying to eat. Occasionally one will be borderline inedible at the base so you have to be careful how carelessly you shovel them in. Or at least that’s what I tell myself every time I destroy my jaw on one of them LMFAO.