SnootBoop@lemmy.zip to iamverybadass@lemmy.caEnglish · 7 months agoIn Case Shit Pops Offlemmy.zipimagemessage-square97linkfedilinkarrow-up1362
arrow-up1362imageIn Case Shit Pops Offlemmy.zipSnootBoop@lemmy.zip to iamverybadass@lemmy.caEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square97linkfedilink
minus-squarebarnaclebutt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 months agoJust tell everyone you have a small penis. It’s much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.
minus-squareHugeNerd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoYou’d think that, but you’d be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.
minus-squarebarnaclebutt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoMaybe it can be written on a special vest like a seeing eye dog. Just a symbol that says do not touch.
minus-squareHugeNerd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agomoar like a peeing eye dog amirite
Just tell everyone you have a small penis. It’s much easier than putting on your hockey gear every morning.
You’d think that, but you’d be surprised how few people want to hear that at 7:30 in the morning on the bus.
Maybe it can be written on a special vest like a seeing eye dog. Just a symbol that says do not touch.
moar like a peeing eye dog amirite