• Greyghoster@aussie.zone
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    7 months ago

    People working on the Manhattan Project in the freezing desert used to warm their hands by holding lumps of uranium. A lot of life shortening moves available.

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    7 months ago

    Armed with my screwdriver
    Life is never a bore
    I study and research
    Data galore
    Nothing can stop me
    Accolades and more
    Now let me prop open
    The Demon Core

  • don@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    *physicists about to get massive radiation poisoning from a sphere of plutonium after a cowboy slips his tip.

    FTFY

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      A comedian explaining the joke is like Dr. Louis Slotin explaining nuclear fission with a subcritical mass of plutonium, two beryllium reflectors, and a screw driver. It will eventually end their career (becuase Dr. Slotin died of acute radiation syndrome after the screw driver slipped, the beryllium reflectors touched, and the plutonium underwent nuclear fission, delivering a lethal dose of radiation in under a second).

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    Never put in just the tip. Always go as deep as you can. It’s a rule that evolution has chiselled into every brain, and yet…

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    Objection! Alchemists are the ancestors to chemists, not physicists. I would argue that something like “Aethermancer” would be a better fantasy version. Or if we want to be historical accurate then “Natural Philosphers” but that’s not as exotic sounding.