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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    IRL Ragebait

    • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t have to be, I know plenty of people who use their desktop as their file system.

      • [deleted] in lemmy@lemmy.world
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        The best part of multiple desktops is increased file storage limits!

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          Lmao I gotta try this with a coworker, they are always complaining they have too many files on their desktop (a problem they create themselves)

      • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world
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        Removed by mod

        • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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          What’s a jew laptop? Does it wear a yarmulka? 😁

          • perishthethought@piefed.social
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            I use arch, oy vey!

            • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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              They’ve got chutzpah

        • snowsuit2654
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          I use my desktop basically as a temporary directory. I also have icons turned off so I don’t have to see that clutter lol.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        I did like putting a bunch of shortcuts to files and directories on my desktop, back when I still used that kind of UI.

        • papalonian@lemmy.world
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          Guys it’s been 2 hours somebody ask him already

          • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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            Nah, my setup is actually a secret.

            • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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              You use an abacus, some switches, and a water computer

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    I had a professor in university who didn’t use the grid layout and even had icons overlapping each other to fit more stuff on the desktop. It was wild

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      “You can’t arrange the icons by penis”

      Source - The Website Is DOWN

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      I fucking hate that that is a thing that can be done. I’ve seen it a few times and it drives me crazy

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    So, you just woke up and chose violence?

    On a Sunday morning?

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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  • fullsquare@awful.systems
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    he paid for entire screen and he’s gonna use entire screen

  • retrolasered@feddit.uk
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    Plot twist, its a wallpaper

    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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      And the icon names are the lyrics to a specific song

    • Kataelyna@lemmy.world
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      I actually made a wallpaper like this by moving icons and screenshotting until the whole screen was filled. Was funny trying to figure out which shortcuts were the real ones. Now I have enough stuff that I don’t need to fake it. The trick is to have everything important in the taskbar, the rest is just there to fill space.

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    I think my mom’s desktop has overflown onto this poor fellow’s.

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    He had them all arranged by penis until web dude came along

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      Right click→Sort by→Penis

      • kinther@lemmy.world
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        Legend

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Every coworker I’ve ever had

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    This reminds me of The Website is Down

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      It was on my watch later list. Thanks for making me watch it. Awesome!

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      Yeah, someone either hasn’t yet learned to arrange by penis, or had their IT guy screw it up recently

    • 🇨🇦 tunetardis@piefed.ca
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      That was epic. Thank you!

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    Eww, windows?

  • beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Basically an iPad

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    There is a guy who needs arrange by penis.

    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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      I honestly thought I was the only person who remembered that video existed.

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        A lot of us remember it. If you are a sysadmin you remember it. I’ve been a sysadmin for twenty eight years and working for living in IT for thirty five. Sales ‘dudes’ are the worst. They are just puffed up blowhards with little or no intelligence. the only talent they have is lying to people.

        Case in point from personal experience.

        I put wireless in a Chevy dealership one time as a side job. Every time apple came out with a update for the iphone they(the sales weenies) would complain it was slow. They just couldn’t understand that the problem was on apples end. I drew them a diagram one time and they said that it didn’t matter they paid me for fast internet. I ended up calling the owner of the dealership and told him I would be out to remove the AP’s and refund him. He asked why and I told him about the weekly calls about how it was my fault it wasn’t fast enough for them. He told me don’t worry about it and he would take care of it. A year or so later one of the AP’s ‘somehow’ defaulted to factory and had to be added back to the controller. When I got there the sales weenies went out of their way to ignore me. It was the AP in the main showroom where the sales offices were. Its no mystery that one of the half wits did a factory reset on it.

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          What a world, huh?

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Dude is crazy organized. Look at that perfect grid.

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    1 of the first things i do after installing linux on a laptop is disabling desktop.

    On a tablet, i can understand muscle memory kicking in and launching apps easily but this is incomprehensible.

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      I love the concept of desktop, it’s just never worked for me, not on a pc, not on a phone. And I’ve been using Windows since version 1.

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    Gross. My home PCs have just the recycle bin. My work mac nothing (except the brief moment screenshots get put there because before I move them someone at Apple is a monster)

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      deleted by creator

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        I thought I looked at some point, but I might be misremembering. I hadn’t used a mac in literally 20+ years when I started at this job (and hate using mac, but that’s another story), so I might also have missed something obvious. Looking in the settings now, though, nothing comes up for screenshot, screen shot, or screen capture (aside from keyboard shortcut settings).

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            I’m a command+shift+5 type of person, but you are correct that it is there. Why on earth is it not in the actual settings app?! Thanks!

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      Right click > view> hide desktop icons.

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