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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

What a life

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What a life

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    not pictured: tag on ear

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      Or a brand from a hot iron

      • sexy_peach@feddit.org
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        She’s had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

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          She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

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            yup, can’t have the calf drink too much of that milk

            • sem
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              Also need to raise the calf alone in a tiny plastic shelter for a few weeks so it can be butchered.

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            And she’ll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
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            Yes some animals get all the luck.

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          Polled cattle are a thing.

        • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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          Not necessarily. It is possible to breed cows that do not grow horns.

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          deleted by creator

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    Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

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      Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

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        I mean that’s high treason my man

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        deleted by creator

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      https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/51525881

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    Nope just had her children stolen is constantly exploited for profit and will be killed years before her natural lifespan.

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      • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Is anything in my comment inaccurate?

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          You can make the same argument for humans.

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    She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

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      Mmm milk.

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        Don’t forget ice cream. My favorite is hamburger flavor

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    FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don’t need to use your phone.

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      Wouldn’t recommend putting your MFA in your password manager. You’d only have one attack entry point.

      The point of MFA is that you have multiple, so if one ever gets breached, they still wouldn’t be able to get into your accounts.

      Now, if they can get into your password manager, it is over.

      Though keepass is a pretty good local one, can recommend.

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        TOTP ≠ MFA.

        The purpose of TOTP is to use 1-time codes instead of (or in addition to) passwords, and doesn’t require multiple devices.

        The purpose of MFA is to ensure the user uses multiple devices to log in. In practice, MFA isn’t usually implemented correctly, as it only requires a phone and no other device to log in, so it’s not true MFA. MFA is sometimes implemented with RFC 6238 (TOTP), but for example getting a text message or email with a log-in code is not that.

        Your password manager should use a secure password so that attackers can’t get into it. It’s more secure than a phone, which often use few-digit passwords or, god forbid, fingerprints or face scans to unlock.

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      It’s also a password manager that is completely local.

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    Time for burgers!!!

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      Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

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        Mmmmm…friendburger

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    ITT: people making jokes about the horrible world we live in due to capitalism.

    Vegans: no the only problem is animal exploitation

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      Who said capitalism isn’t a problem? I don’t see any comments claiming that.

      Capitalism incentives the exploitation of humans and animals alike. It’s possible to recognize that both are a problem.

      Its much weirder when leftists unironically believe that “animals are just animals, making them suffer is fine because they are inferior to me”, which is literally the supremacist thinking that racists and classists invoke to justify their mistreatment of other groups too.

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