>do something creative, funny, and harmless >people react negativelyAbsolutely no one sane would think anon is anything less than a monster cock chad for this. Anon’s fictional place of work is full of lamers.
“Lamers”?!? What are you, like 90 years old?
I guess cringeheads would be more hip and funky with the young cool cats
I will not be taking questions on how I recognise the extreme agedness of your terminology.
Don’t be a jive turkey fool, lad. Just be groovy about it and don’t mellow the poor fellow’s swing.
Indubitably.
Verily. Forsooth.
Copacetic.
and you learn to accept it
you know, it’s so pathetic
No need, it’s obvious you are a cringehead lamer.
Taxi Driver, And Justice For All, Undergrads, Fritz The Cat, and this one dude who I saw who talked and looked like the pimp in Taxi Driver but was fatter and had sorta Tripp Pants. Seattle’s wild dude
EDIT: We also gotta bring hip back. In certain old movies, it sounds like fresh, genuine slang. Not like nowadays where it sounds like someone who is out of touch. Must be tone and context.
the pimp in Taxi Driver
That’s Harvey Keitel!
Lol that’s like AOL-era slang. I used to boot the lamers offline with punterz.
I’m so fucking old.
Gotta get that ubermicro

lamer spotted
That just looks like those creepy supplement grandpas now tho
Or his coworkers are just normal people who want to get their shit done to go home and don’t care about this at all
This comment is so funny to me, because it never would have occurred to me, but it’s probably the most likely
average autism experience TBH
Fake: anon has a job
Gay: anon performs for another man
Wether the boss is a man or a woman is not written in the greentext.
True, but the lack of sexist slurs makes me think the boss is a man. This is 4chan, afterall.
Can we add a new rule to this community where the posts have to be even remotely realistic. Anon clearly has never had a job because if somebody wants to fire you they don’t have to come up with the made up reason they can just do it.
No more greentexts then
Worker rights, innit?
This is just not reality in most places, the US sucks but it is still difficult to fire someone without a valid reason, otherwise risking lawsuit and possible firing of yourself.
You either have only worked one industry in your life or you’re out of touch
Anon clearly has never had a job because if somebody wants to fire you they don’t have to come up with the made up reason they can just do it.
some of us internet people live in countries with labor laws.






