He is fine they are just pretending there is a healthcare so everyone stops talking about the Epstein files.
I want to believe
I hope Trump gets better soon so he can release the Epstein files
I’m on board with every conspiracy I hear.
Careful… That kind of thing can lead to becoming a Republican…
i hear that trump is two horses in a trenchcoat trying to look human
He is actually half a centaur.
how did they only get back half?
Due to the hybridized physiology of centaurs they have separate sets of organs for the horse and human parts. Trump was a particularly inbred specimen where his entire front half was human rather than morphing into horse from the waist down.
Just two ass-ends shoved together.
So one horse and one centaur? Makes sense I guess…
This is slander against horses
and horse riders. if i gotta pick up my dog’s shit at the park they gotta pick up their horse’s shit.
*limited to trumps demise.
Ok I don’t usually laugh at liberals shitting on Trump (mostly because theyre not usually funny and fail at critizing him well) but this is actually funny.
I’m hearing many people saying that all we have to lose is our chains.
Edit: Or my all time favorite: https://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28
It’s all about class struggle. Not many people know this, can you believe that? A guy called Karl Marx said that, very smart cookie he was. I used to be on the side of the rich, but I’m switching sides. They call me working-class Trump.
Friendly reminder that Fetterman was always an asshole, the stroke didn’t change anything
Unfair, I think the stroke may have harmed his ability to hide his true self
I’m betting on micro stroke and some partial face paralysis. It was rumored he had micro strokes before. This time is visible so they have to hide his face for some time hoping he will get better.
He has a micro stroke every night while looking at the photo of Putin on his desk
I’d settle for a Dave situation
“I understood that reference”
It would go a bit of the way, but would be pretty difficult to accept as honest regret/empathy and not just trying to save face.
“This is stolen land. Finders keepers.”
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