I hate it when I change pants and leave the house without my Portugal.
I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don’t really need Portugal with you all the time.
Do you mean Portugal the country or Portugal the man?
I bet there’s men in Portugal called Portugal, because of the country.
I wonder what are the odds of Portugal meeting another man named Portugal, and then Portugal getting in Portugal, in Portugal.
Yeah, it’s a last name in Portugal.
A rare one, but not unheard of.
I never leave the house without my Portugal.
Don’t use it everyday, but it’s pretty small and when you need it you need it.
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
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Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
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Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.
the people who say cargo pants/shorts are out of style don’t realize that not having everything jammed in and jingling in 1 pocket is always in style
I love my convertible cargo pants.
What do they convert to?
Cargo shorts if they’re cool enough.
If we give girls pockets, they’ll just use them to hide witchcraft components.
She turned me into a neut
A newt?..
Well I got better…
No, she took his balls
If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they’re going to tell the church
*material components for spell casting. But that’s what component pouches are for.
To be fair they already store witchcraft components in hammerspace
Is that an Iberian country in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Don’t forget to bring an extra pair of cargo pants in your pockets for emergencies!
No! If you do this you get sent to the abyssal plane.
I think the CD1445 is retired. The replacement is slightly larger.
But it won’t fit in those pockets any more.
Not without taking out Portugal first.
Not to mention the GP9. I’d take an SD45 over a GP9 any day of the week.
I’ll gladly have myself an MLW M420W or GE C40-8M.
Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry
spinning cycle made it Uruguay
Went shopping with the missus in Tenerife. She picked out some jeans and went “are these for men or women, I can’t tell”
“I’ll check.” said I. Put my hands in the pocket. Stopped two knuckles in. “These are women’s jeans.”
Meanwhile, I can fit a Nintendo Switch in my shorts pocket, with joycons attached, and still get the zip closed.
One of the reason for the joycon drift is peoples putting Portugal AFTER the switch
If girls could fit their UTAX CD1445 into their pockets who would buy purses?
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Idk man… I don’t usually carry Portugal, it kind of itches my leg.
Is there room for a bagger 293?
Of course! That was all just on one side.
Just make space for the Komatsu FGC25-16 Forklift, never know when you might need one!
I prefer Bagger 288!
I don’t keep an ALCO-GP9 in my pockets since the world’s supply of unsliced bread takes up too much space in there 😞
So you’re the one who’s been hoarding that
My ALCO-GP9 comes in handy when everyone else is waiting on the subway. Do a nice lil cities skylines and spawn my own train from my pocket 😁
PORTUGAL CARALHO!!
