yaay tomorrow is my birthday and I’ll be damend if I’m gonna have another shit one.
last year was a disaster, year before was just…fucked and the one before that I literally got evicted.
This one better be nice or I’m gonna bite its head off
It should be easier to have a comparatively better birthday but I hope you have a great one!
Comparatively is a very dangerous word to use here. We’re talking an event that does include my grandfather literally dying in the middle of my 18th birthday party and (another year) ME almost dying (not hyperbole. I spent my 33rd birthday in the ICU with a 10% chance of survival.)
Shit, I’m sorry to hear that. I didn’t realise things were so bad. I hope this one’s a good one at least
Honesty at this point I just don’t want another hot water tank explosion.
Yes, that has happened. At this point I just fucking laugh
What the hell 😭
I’m glad you’re still with us. If something shit happens this year, we will have no choice but to move your birthday to a different day.
Happy happy birthday 🎂
It. had. Better. Be.
Have put in a word to the Universe on your behalf.
cheers
IT WILL BE positive vibes yeah.
oh I’m past vibing and deep into threat territory at this point
I’ll send an evil eye his way. Go ahead and enjoy your weekend.
Happy birthday eve! 🎂🐈
As far as strawberry cheesecake goes, I’m pretty impressed by my efforts. Candles and singing later, I just made sure it survived the trip out of the tin.

That looks so good, I would be digging into that right away if I saw it at a bday event.
Gimmie!
That looks amazing, well done!!!
Yummmmm!
Oh my God.
Looks great!
That looks amazing! And I don’t even like cheesecake
Amazing!
Looks professional 👌
Thankyou all for the uplifting! Birthday song has been sung, cake has been cut and it is delicious and will feed us for a few days if we’re not piggies. Who am I kidding,…
Rehearsal at my place was awesome!!!
Was nice having people over which doesn’t happen a lot because of where I live.
Awesome night!
We got new disco lights. It’s hard to take a pic cos it’s going fast. They are wicked.

Seemed to go ok! I’ve made it to the next round!!!
Which is case study (nice way of saying roleplay) with 2 senior staff acting like clients.
Odd but will be interesting.
YAY!!! Good luck with that!
Alrighty.
On my way now. Will be almost an hour early but that’s my standard MO. Can sit around and have a coffee and mess around on my iPad before hand.
Fingers crossed!
You’ve got this dude!!!
Toes crossed too!
Good luck 🤞🤞🤞
Good luckkkk to your interviewers that their company is appealing to you 🙏
Mr Woof seems to be recovering from the trauma of his bath today.

He’s so damn cute!!!
How could you?!
Just went outside on this glorious day for a break - and met a bloke walking his new golden retriever puppy. 16 weeks old and all paws and ears and goodwill to all mankind. Made my day.
Your day is made, it can’t get any better!
Half the band are coming over to practice because the drummer hurt his hand. Be nice to have people over!
And of course,
Cheers🍻
Good job Mr Byte, you’ve been doing great with the posting lately. Keep this up and your next performance review will be very positive.
“Attendance - Above average” ✅
Is he meeting his KPIs though?
If not, we’ll have to organise a performance management plan…
Mickey has been way more cuddly and needy than usual, somehow. I think he knows something is happening soon (out trip and his stay in the cattery).
I don’t want to leave my big baby 😭😭
❤️
Get to work early, a bit of work, long training session, bit of work, Balatro toilet time, lunch, more training.
Then a bit of work, finish early, father’s day time at the childcare centre. A nice write-off of a day productivity-wise.
father’s day time at the childcare centre.
The father’s day morning teas I attended when my kids were in primary school, are some of the fondest memories I have from that time.
I also felt bad at the kids who’s parents couldn’t attend. My kids’s reactions to me just being there, still brings a smile to my face.
That’s why I made the effort to get into work early to go. They may be too young to remember but they’re old enough to know if something’s off on the day so I need to turn up.
Even if they don’t remember, you will. I have yet to regret spending time with the kids.
Feels like -3.2o outside. I am informed all cars in the carpark are covered in ice. Which means I have to sit in my car defrosting for a while before I can go home 😭
There’s an Imgur blackout protesting the banning of nsfw and also they were removing political content?
Also they’re going to be purging old unused content not associated with an account so please go grab anything you’d miss if it hasn’t already happened. (It began at least a week ago maybe.)
There are some old pics of Melbcat on there that will go… I do have the originals and don’t remember where I wrote the links to the post but it’s still sad to think about.
I refused to make an account because they were demanding a phone number. I guess if I ever do Drawabox I have to find an alternative for that reason alone…
I haven’t thought about Imgur for a hot minute. Thanks for the heads-up!
Attempting to make possum cages for my plants out of chook wire. They look shit and I look like I’ve been dragged through a blackberry farm















