It would definitely remove IBS from the gene pool.
No, only the strongest weapon-grade IBS would survive!!
My ass can kill death angels at two hundred paces. Three hundred if you get me some toum.
My ass can kill death angels at two hundred paces.
And you don’t even have IBS :D.
I just like dancing. these cheeks clap
Death by thunderous clap.
(A war crime detectable by LIGO.)
i gotta make a platformer video game. you gain weight by picking up collectables, and once you’re dummy thicc enough when you run the sound of your booty cheeks clapping kills enemies. but also running loses you weight. we’ll call it jimmy clap corn
So no sneaking around obviously.
I assume Jimmy has the same body type as Big Chungus.
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My biggest gripe with the movie is that these aliens are highly specialized to hear things, but supposedly they can’t hear your loud ass heartbeat from a few meters away, that’s kinda stupid.
They’re also pretty loud themselves but somehow don’t alarm all the others when they crash through a window or something. These movies are highly illogical if you think about them for more than five minutes.
Furthermore, a deaf person is the least suited for such an environment. They would make more noise than any hearing person and not even realize it.
Yeah, and the waterfall blocked their hearing entirely. Might be a good idea to go live there, even. Especially if you’re, y’know, pregnant.
And some random guy in his house discovers the sound that messes them up. Apparently the military failed to try playing loud sounds at aliens with super sensitive hearing. Just never occurred to them to try that I guess.
Annddd, if their hearing is that crazy sensitive, they’d be jumping at every random raccoon fart and bird dropping. There’s no way they could pick humans out over any distance. Sound is just a pressure wave through a medium, and doesn’t actually get that far with an appreciable amount of energy left over. These things would have to be everywhere to be such a threat, yet you hardly see any in the movie.
Maybe entertaining, but it holds up to precisely zero scrutiny.
Can’t hear breathing either
Everybody running around with a straw in they butt
Oh your stomach grumbled from being hungry
Too bad, you’re dead
Also is their hearing had enough that they don’t hear people breathing
Well then, better learn how to become Silent, But Deadly.
Next time on The Deadly Place:
A herd of zombies gassed without provocation!!
Taco Bell would go bankrupt
Why does the text box look like it’s from Morrowind?
Kill a god? How could you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
This is the end… The bitter, bitter end…
Live next to a waterfall and you’ll be fine.
Smart Character 1: “This waterfall provides fresh water for drinking and farming, a plentiful source of energy, ideal fishing grounds, and camouflages us from the predators senses such that we can talk and act freely.” Smart Character 2: “We must not live here.” Smart Character 1: “Of course not.”
I’d imagine the main risk of such a location would be the threat of other people looking to control it for themselves. But, of course, that risk is probably never mentioned.
If it was a show that definitely would of been a arc at some point.
I feel like a fixture that lights and immediately snuffs a match for you would be the ideal toilet accessory
