“Not the main character, ignore”
Spiky hair: no
Unusual hair colour: no
Conclusion: not main characterNumber of belts worn: one
Number of parents: Not zero
That would js confirm I’ve got good OPSEC
Good. I don’t want them bitches to think they know me.
Me when I find my plalantir file:
What the fuck does the smiley emoji mean?
Someone better fucking tell me was the smiley emoji means!
💩
These are DOGE approved emoji ratings.
So where is my 🤖 on a scale from 🤯 to 😎
Mostly harmless
Is this an Elite reference?
The Hitchhker’a Guide To The Galaxy.
Dammit, I need to get around to reading that.
Regarding Earth:
“What? Harmless? Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!”
Ford shrugged. “Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,” he said, “and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.”
“Well, for God’s sake, I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.”
“Oh yes, well, I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.”
“And what does it say now?” asked Arthur.
“Mostly harmless,” admitted Ford with a slightly embarrassed cough.
Back in the day, if you wrote to the FBI and asked if there was file on you, they would start a file on you.
Still do. It’s a paradox of sorts. They are required to log actions. You making a request and them filling the request is an action. If you didn’t have any previous actions, now you do, and so they start a file on you.
Did they answer the question?
I didn’t ask
I’d feel relieved and slightly insulted
“Object Class: Keter”
I’m assuming this is a joke but is it actually possible to see such files somehow?
Considering all these bookey-ass dystopian surveillance companies especially data brokers circle jerk and share data with each other, you could prolly buy your own data from brokers, providing u meet criteria, and ur OPSEC is absolute shite (if it isn’t you might be lucky enough not to see much of anything identifying).
Source: Darknet Diaries’ Hieu episode
from what I’ve heard, the moment anyone gets access to Palantir they instantly look up everyone they know.
But how would you get access? Government worker I guess?
Government, police, large enterprises (Airbus, Merck, Ferrari, JP Morgan chase Bank are all customers)
Only if your high enough of a risk to
walk right inhave a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.
“I would kill for that job!” Threat assessment: low.
