Why this motherfucker always look like he’s been caught with his pecker out in public?
He looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex. With a horse.
He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.
Did I enjoy that? Maybe? No? Actually, I think so? Hmm, better wait for the next one to be suuuuUUUuUure… Nope, no, definitely didn’t enjoy that one. But it did feel kinda good…
I just noticed, he has lights pointed directly at his face, his pupils are still diallated quite a bit, I wonder what drugs he must be on.
So close to CORRELATION DOES NOT CAUSE CASTRATION
I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.
He always looks like he shit somebody else’s pants
Then show your balls to prove it
