I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.
Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.
Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
The man said become ungovernable!
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn’t bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
We used to be a proper country
We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
You don’t deep fry yours in a nice asbestos coating?
Asbestos fire resistance makes it juicy on the inside. Also saves equipment vs breath spells.
You could just let the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.
If you wait long enough they’ll stop being radioactive
Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
I’m not sure, but the shrimp might not be fresh by that point and have to be disposed of
Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.
Would you want to eat shrimp that’s prepared to be “only half as radioactive” though?
I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won’t work for my culinary standards
No.
How many halving of radiation levels to be the same as a banana?
I can’t believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.
