Is your method superior over others’ ?
With your mouth. Not sure how others eat them.
The superior method is from behind.
I thought everyone keistered their mangoes
I usually just give up any sense of civility and get my face in there. I have yet to find an efficient way of eating mango that does not result in X-rated mangolingus action with my beard dripping with mango juice.
Cut the sides off when the pit is horizontal; that’ll let you get the largest cuts without cutting into the pit. You can then bite into the flesh of the pieces you cut off with minimal mess and either bite into the flesh along the pit or cut the flesh off the pit.
Your hands will probably still get a bit messy but your face will largely be spared.
Put it in the fridge for a few hours, then eat it sitting down in a warm shower.
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Came here to say shower mango. I prefer mine slightly frozen. Peaches too. Hot shower, cold fruit, no mess, no cleanup, plus the hot humid air makes the shower smell super strongly of fruit.
According to my Hispanic fiancé, you must eat it like a savage animal, tearing at its flesh while it’s juices drip down your chin.
But you eat it over the sink because we’re not barbarians.
I cut it up, then messily eat what is left on the pit, standing over the sink. Then wash my face and prissily eat the cut pieces with chopsticks or a fork.
Peel it, then slice it. I tend to leave a lot of flesh on the seed so i can eat from it.
Cut either side of the seed, then slice into cube things and invert the skin giving you little squares to suck off
Hey everybody, we got someone sucking off little mangos over here!
Peel it and smush it into your face whole. Wear swimmers. Then go for a swim.
Edit: works best with a Kensington Pride. Dunno why you’d choose anything else, really, unless you’ve already eaten all the Kensington Prides.
The superior way is to eat it like corn on the cob. Start at the pointier end and chew straight back to the mangonus. Don’t forget to smother it in butter after shucking the husk.
butter on mango
Orally.
Over the sink, peeling as you go, possibly also high
This is the way
Not at all
Wow, the only wrong answer in the thread
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The traditional way. Peel it and look directly into the camera as you slowly lick the peels.
Step 1) open the garbage can Step 2) put mango into garbage Step 3) eat good fruit
Hardly it’s nice and juicy and sweet. A great fruit overall. Though just my personal opinion everyone is different.
Though just my personal opinion everyone is different.
100% i was just trying to stir the pot in a light hearted fashion.
I usually like to say that my favorite way to eat (thing i don’t like) is to leave it for those who will enjoy it
