point at her and try to do a huge burp

And they say romance is dead.

If only he had burped at her she would be his

Yes but was his projectile vomit’s trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.

She looks 14.

Hopefully anon isn’t a pedo.

holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!