Damn, those Medici assholes are gonna pay for fucking up my Renaissance.

Thine visage, thine behind, how to distinguish?

Kicketh thy bottom and cheweth thine bubblesgum

Should have been “Duke of Newcomb”

It is time to clobber derriere and chew gum, and alas, I have not a single piece of gum.

There are places called “Newcombe” or “Newcomb”, which are pronounced the same as “nukem”.