Everyone had this broblem once: you’ve used something, now it’s broken.

Or: You’ve killed someone and now they’re dead.

Or: Youve bought something wrapped in plastic now you have useless plastic scraps.

Introducing the new solution: Garbage collection!

We just need investment, then we will begin to collect all of the waste of all humans, then we will store it, for free! And once it is proven to work for, maybe a week, we will blitzscale through *north america, europe, africa and asia!

We will collect all garbage, drive it to cheap land near the amazon, qnd store it there, protecting the forest from deforestation in the meanthyme! When we have scaled enough and people have stopped doing with their waste what they previously would have, we can introduce a new concept: tourism on trash mountain!

This tourism will be our long-term plan to profitability, we just need xxxTrillion $¥¢£ (DollarYenCentPound).

(Edit: the following has been changed: the americas --> North america, South america Is the Dump, not a place we collect garbage from, that would be unreasonable.

What stayed the same: the terrible spelling of blitz-scaling and other things.)