This sums her up - her life is costumes & cosplay! She’s a professional LARPer who lacks substance.
Her never ending face changes.
This is insane. She’s a nutter.
God she is INSUFFERABLE. Angela Lansbury she is not lol. Also not looking like her Instagram filtered face here eh.
We see her on Trators in full makeup, with lashes on, and she has gallons of Botox and filler in her face. YET somehow, on Traitors Canada Thebirdspapaya (Sarah Nicole Landy), looks more like her authentic self than the filtered and photoshopped face she presents on Instagram. BS, she doesn’t filter or edit her photos and videos. She’s a joke.
This is a perfect comparison! Good work!!
Thank you.
She has a very distinct round/square face at all ages and sizes. If it’s long = filter.
I know Lauren was intentionally fashionable when she was on traitors - it made sense, she’s a model and typically dresses for outings. Birdshit is not a fashion influencer and looks like a desperate 40 year old mom trying to stay trendy by shopping at youthful stores and needing to show skin. Why is she dressed like this for the round table?! Who is she trying to be?! We get to see which fake ass personality she brought to the show in just 2 days! 😈 I can’t wait!
She looks nothing like her insta
Am I imagining this or do her eyes look far apart?
Her eyes were far apart in her high school yearbook photo. Maybe her eyes are naturally far apart before she filters them.
Peep her 5 min make up reel from today she 100% turned down the filter so that her eyes are further apart. How sad that she dances like a little puppet after reading her snark. Sh sure is (not) loving the dream!
Typical bird shit stuff she’s showing a more “real” face before she’s on Traitors for all to see. She’s disgusting!
Too bad for lying Sarah Nicole Landry the difference in her face is VERY noticeable. If people google “The Birds Papaya”+Filters, they will end up here.
Don’t forget this one!! Kills me every time!!
Yes, her eurasian model-face flawless at 9 months pregnant. 😂 Rail thin other than her bump. #nofilter
Hilarious that her filtered eyelids are the dead giveaway amongst other things
Sooo far
“Lying doesn’t come natural” OK Bird Shit 😆
😂😂 moron. What is this face?
She looks 30 lbs heavier
35-40lb easily. She’s a liar and a fraud.
Omg Lol. Who is thsi!
The pump the jam EVERY morning!! I don’t even live there and I’m annoyed. We are watching mental illness on full display here.
Let’s take advice from this clown who ditches her kids 90% of the time and couldn’t care less.
Someone who is probably legit busy and dying to spend more time with their children thinks this one has anything real to offer?
Bet she lies her ass off through the whole podcast. Saying how tough it is leaving the kids blah blah blah yet she doesn’t seem to have any issues ditching them at all times
From the first Reddit snark archives, a sharp observation from an unknown commenter.
Birdie presented herself as a “child bride” who had no autonomy over her own life. In her very public storytelling of her first marriage and THE DIVORCE, the ex-husband is always a shadowy figure while Birdie positions herself as the perpetual survivor. This narrative resonated with her audience and was very profitable for Birdie. It’s gross; influencer culture rewards a victim aesthetic. The more personal pain showcased, the greater the reach and profit potential. In a world where countless women genuinely endure coercive marriages or systemic limitations, the casual repackaging of privilege as trauma is tone-deaf and reeks of selfish greed.
This was such an astute observation and it continues with her vague references to ‘trauma’.
If this isn’t BANG ON…. 🎯👏🏼
This outfit and these legs are sooo ridiculous 😂😂 little tiny toothpick legs
It actually didnt look terrible on the model but she styled it well. Black tights with black shoes. Sarah always misses the mark and makes everything look terrible. And that has nothing to do with her body. Just her bad taste and general aura
Looks even more stupid blending into the background
Are the boobs back? Does she inflate and deflate them?
Who the fuck is that?
Is that supposed to be her? Like frr?
She looks like an avatar for those iPhone “dress up games”.
She really thinks she’s something important and special lol
OK so who’s taking the blurry ass photos and that shape wear is working over time on her side. She’s spilling out of it.
Looks like pipe cleaners and Pom poms her kid did as a kindie craft when asked what her mom looks like
Such a try hard and miss. She’s an embarrassment
Holy hell nothing but recycled repetitive bs, god she’s boring af.
Yep, the hair extensions, fake nails, 5 lbs of makeup, shitty tattoos and Friends Tshirt scream typical 15 year old boy 🤡
This story sounded like BS. I bet they didn’t buy the same shirt at all.
Next she’s gonna bring out that raps coat she said she’d share with B. She’s really pushing him lately, must’ve remembered he existed.
Yes definitely trying to prove she spends time with her kids.
I feel like she looks like a try-hard wannabe.
Yawn!!! Booooring
Watching movies is hard 😓 have to decompress by pretending to be a Jays fan.
She’s soooooo obnoxious!!! I know the whole country is tuning in to the team right now but I hate her doing it just because I genuinely love this team and I hate seeing her ruin everything. Then next she’ll be in free swag acting like a superfan when she’s literally never shown interest before.
She’s never mentioned baseball before. I can’t see hee even pretending to like it. She doesnt have the attention span.
My team has been eliminated since the pre-season basically 😂 I’m rooting for thr Blue Jays because we as a country (the US) don’t deserve a world series win. I say let yall have it!
Thanks! The boys can win 3 in a row!
These fucking sunglasses. Why does she wear them like a headband around the house? Like can’t even take them off to put this trashy sweater on? I would like to burn them along with this sweater.
It was pouring rain all day in Guelph lol. Loser
The piles of junk and crap everywhere all the time.
Great content birdshit
Her voice in the last two traitorscanada IG posts👀
🤣 such a dickhead
she’s looking tired.
It’s probably exhausting being a fraud.
Oh look, it’s the queen of “self-love”—brought to you by FaceTune, Ozempic, and a total lack of self-awareness. #AuthenticitySoldSeparately
Idc what her body looks like bc mine looks the same but I am SO SICK of looking at it!! I see her naked body more than my own.
Lmfao. Ok. Sure.
I’m sorry but her filtering is out of control!! She’s out here looking like a size 2!!!
Shocking she isn’t throwing her own watch party in Guelph for her nearest and dearest but maybe she doesn’t want to see their reactions to her on the show. Gotta go out and act like a celebrity instead.
Watching her legs shape shift in this video made me laugh out loud. She must be the most insecure person in the world.
Right! Too good for a family/friend watch party, must go to “the city” with her styled fit and cosplay lifestyles of the rich and famous.
Hate that smug snotty face so much.
Not bringing her husband? I couldn’t imagine watching a show I’m in for the first time and not including my man.
The beard probably chauffeured her there.
We just gonna gloss this over? 🤣
40 year old plays dress up in her bathroom and eye f*cks herself. What a “career”
She always knew she’d end up on some sort of stage. 😂
🤣🤣
😂 They are a dirty family. What is up with her legs? She needs to pull them fully into the skinny filter. Her ankle is the same size as her thigh.
I blame each and every person in her circle for enabling these lies. What a farce.
How do her “new friends” not notice what a fraud she is… I couldn’t imagine filtering myself like she does and showing my face in public. How embarrassing 🤦♀️
They don’t care they just want to increase their follower count.
I dont know. It’s weird. My friend filters herself a lot. We all know it. We all see it. But what can we say? We have made jokes about it and mentiones it but they fall in deaf ears. We don’t want to make it a giant deal or upset her? Idk. I know I would be embaressed but some people are more embaressed to show their natural selves. Also though, we are nobodies with private profiles. We arent shilling our looks or body positivity.
I didn’t even notice 😆 she’s right up there with Big Al with her Q-tips and towels on the floor.
Ew
Her face looks sooooo weird here Of course no negative comments either
She looks like a different person
She looks oddly puffy.