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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

A tense situation

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A tense situation

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    2 months ago

    My dumbass went “Seahorse… Workbench??”.

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    Boo! Haha, have my upvote.

    • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      I don’t get it
      Care to give me a hint?

      • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works
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        Seahorse (See horse) Sawhorse

        • puppycat (she/her)
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          i have never heard of a saw horse until now

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          deleted by creator

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    fuck I’m dead

  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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    I sea what you did there.

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    I read the first one as “hippocampus”, and had no idea what the second pic had to do with it 😆

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