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    I watched Traitors Canada. I want my hour back. The Birds Papaya is not very interesting or competent on camera. I can’t get over the difference in her face on “The Traitors Canada” compared to her Instagram stories. Traitors has great camera people working for them, the show uses very flattering lighting, and Sarah has a professional makeup artist on set…to draw on her jawline. We also know Sarah Nicole Landry (@Thebirdspapaya) had every treatment, facial-lifting lasers, filler and Botox to prep for Traitors Canada. AND she’s a pro at mewing. YET LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE. 😂

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        The top right image is of Sarah Nicole Landry @thebirdspapaya from Traitors Canada. She looks the same as the reality image of Sarah from 2017.

        #sarahnicolelandry #thebirdspapaya #Traitorscanada

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      Applying black eyeliner to your lower waterline makes your eyes appear smaller, she always does this whenever she goes somewhere other people can and will be taking pictures of her. She is so calculated

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      I say it every time, but these side by sides help my brain click out of being confused how she really looks. It’s like it finally makes sense in my head. Thank you.

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      This is insane. People need to stop protecting her and her lies, she is so messed up.

      This is such good evidence, it needs to go on Instagram vs reality

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        She’s ruined her face with all the fillers and has lost her ‘conventionally’ attractive looks - so sad

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        Not at all. She’s certainly not an Eurasian supermodel, age 26.

        #sarahnicolelandry #thebirdspapaya #Traitorscanada

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          Bahaha, turned herself into Gigi Hadid in the first pic with the pug. The person in that photo does not and has never existed! 😆

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          Her reasoning that women on Reddit only want to tear her down is delusional at the very least. She sees herself above others so that’s why she sees women at her feet trying to pull her down. No ma’am. The filter in which she sees herself is most definitely just a black mirror.

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    She mistakes narcissism for confidence and lies for charm. If self-adoration were a skill, she’d finally be good at something - GET OVER YOURSELF .

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        Imagine being one of the kids? Your mother feels that acting as your mother in a fully engaged manner is sidelining her “real” life. Despicable. Those kids didn’t ask to be here. She needs to grow the fuck up and realize she created this family willingly and should be stepping up properly, not in curated social media snippets.

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      God why do publications give her the time of day. She just spews the same crap every time.

      She looks old in the picture where she’s standing, like more than her actual age. The work she’s having done is aging her.

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      Miss.Body Confidence is styled in oversized, bulky clothing, hiding her body in every shot…Why does miss popular 2.5M followers need a 56k account to get her name out?

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        “The Bird’s Papaya”, latest feature in “The Kit” is striking not for what it reveals, but for what it conceals. The images are low-resolution, the retouching restrained but telling. The audience is invited to see “realness,” so long as it’s aspirational, thin and in an expensive coat. Sarah Nicole Landry appears to be happy with her new look. Accepting her “real” face, now that she’s thin again. The irony is that Landry’s newfound comfort in her reflection arrived only after she returned to a smaller frame. Her years of hyper-filtering, the dramatic claims of PMDD and despair seem now less about vulnerability than vanity.

        I’m still alarmed by the women who endorsed Sarah’s narrative: Alicia McCarvell, Tracy Moore, Meredith Shaw…they all mastered the same form of illusion. Each woman built a brand on confidence while relying on ring lights, smoothing apps, and digital edits to sustain it. They championed authenticity through algorithms, turning distortion into a lifestyle. They built an empire of self-love that depends on self-deception. Their audience was never truly buying empowerment; they were buying proximity to the women who had solved the riddle of being enough.

        As Sarah steps into the air of thin privilege, a space with far less tolerance for vulnerability. Sarah may discover what her former persona protected her from. The public’s sympathy has limits, especially for thin, polished, financially comfortable women. And truthfully, the Canadian and media world that Sarah’s desperately trying to enter… well, it’s almost dead (thanks to people like her), and if she tries in the USA, her face card may decline.

        #sarahnicolelandry #thebirdspapaya #Traitorscanada

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    She has become unbearably full of herself. Her head will not fit through the door during the Traitors airing.

    And what a shock, ditching the family again! She did her duties of downtown trick or treat and shames bday, she deserves HER time now. Also nobody cares about faucet placement except you!!!

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      Some of us have been watching this team our entire lives. Some of us go to any game we can, paid for with our hard earned money. Some of us stayed awake last night in tears praying for our team to win. This bitch posts one story and BOOM. Another gift. I actually hate her.

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      This makes me sick! Did the Blue Jays send it or was it from Rogers? This chick doesn’t care about baseball

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          I saw that and she didn’t mention THAT company - she created the perception the Blue Jays sent it to her - she always has to misdirect! The commenter said they could see the box in the shot and that’s where it said Capital One

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      At this point, I feel she doing this for rage bait, as it’s the ONLY engagement she can get at this point

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      Same here, I am angry!!! She isn’t even a fan, only mentioned them when she realized it was the cool thing to do so now of course she has to be a fake fan. I’ve been a fan through good and bad for years yet don’t even have any WS merch because it’s too expensive for me right now.

      I bet she didn’t even watch any of the game last night let alone stay up til past 2am to watch the game like real fans did.

      Idk who sent her this but I did send a very big rant to the jays instagram.

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    Seriously this is the best she can do? I mean he’s certainly no prize but this guy sits around on THE SIDELINES OF YOUR LIFE Birdshit. Seems to be the only one using that custom GIFTED kitchen you have and this is the best you can do for his birthday? A half assed selfie of you cos-playing mom walking L to school this morning. Anyone else and you’d be all glammed up for the camera taking your ego maniac bathroom selfies of you and your stupid faucet

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      This is a great photo. Why? because it’s edited and she has “no eye makeup on”… side-by-sides coming soon! Liar, liar, pants on fire. Too bad she never wears any.

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        I love how she thinks everybody is stupid and won’t cross reference anything she says. That, or she’s so far gone, she just cannot possibly keep up with every lie out of her mouth. Which is every word. Thanks for giving people the easy job of proving you wrong, bird.

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        Once that side by side is created it can be used on the spot wear she says it’s the no eye make up. Csn ask what filter that is, would love to know so I csn use it too :)

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            I would love to see the “no eye make up” comment photo from traitors next to the Shame bday post one lol

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            The bottom left is just as wild as the Michael Jackson photo. This girl is a filter chameleon.

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              It is! Speaking about excessive filters, remember when Sarah and Shane Landry were gifted a free vacation to the Eagles game in Brazil last year? Sarah filtered herself into a size zero. Meanwhile, she was at least a size 10-12 at the time. Sarah Nicole Landry @thebirdspapaya is Mikalya Nogueira 2.0. #sarahnicolelandry #thebirdspapaya #Traitorscanada

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      This!!! This man does literally EVERYTHING while she does things for herself and herself only; takes care of her teens when she runs off, is present for his daughter unlike her, cooks, cleans, etc. and all he gets is a filtered selfie for his bday. Guess her gift is giving him the opportunity to be filtered and look young with no lines or pores on his face. How kind.

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    Bird brought an entire wardrobe with her. I’m sure everyone appreciated her costume changes being her priority over actually playing the game. And she still looks like a complete idiot. Birds gonna have one heck of a letdown when this show is over.

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      She’s trying sooooo hard to be a reality tv superstar but absolutely nobody will remember her after, especially not on a Canadian version of a show. You gotta be real memorable to be remembered for years on a Canadian reality show.

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          I actually love that this is airing during one of the biggest times in Canadian sports. People care even less than they normally would. Timing is brilliant.

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        The jewelry all laid out, the things she must of had shipped in totes?! It’s all mad. Plus…I thought they had no phones?! Did they just have to leave them in their rooms? Turn their data off?!

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          I get the sense this was maybe a fitting she did before the show? Since she’s so important and had to get a whole new wardrobe 🙄

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            Yeah I suspect she hired a stylist to try and mitigate her bad taste and this is the stylist fitting. She tagged a stylist in her bathroom photoshoot from yesterday.

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            And i bet she was the only one who got a whole new wardrobe and stylist, because this is her big break 😂. Everyone else looked dress well, but normal.