thank you for your attention
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
Oh… that’s why I live in a place with four walls and a roof. So I can get naked when I want to be comfy.
What do you carry in there?
Pizza bites
Tater tots
Tina!
Cargo!
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-widebe the change you want to see in the world
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
Gyroscopic run stabilization
I want to see them. 👀
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn’t follow.
look i don’t kink shame you
Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
Talk about low hanging fruit
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
Why?
The first one shows off legs and butt better
Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
why not?
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
Worst of both worlds.
Are you forgetting about jorts?
Need to get my girl some of these.
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
True
This is more a “how-to” post.
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
Wrong
I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…
