This dickhead. How many of you wear your sunglasses whilst doing laundry 🤡

Can’t start the laundry until I throw on my shades and take a selfie ✌️ what a dumb fuck honestly 🙄
SO many of you were asking about my sunglasses, I love them so much, here’s the link * affiliate. Shot from a closet on her phone not doing laundry
Did two loads of laundry today and not once did I think to throw on a pair of shades and take a selfie
The edibles looking like they edibling
Such a super model lol
Her face here… the face that isn’t hers. 😂 SO smug and confident with that filter on.
Meanwhile…

Like, that looks nothing like her. Jaysuus fuckin Christ.
So embarrassing. I would die.

Sarah has 31 comments on her last post. The post has been up for nine hours. Eight of those 31 comments are from Sarah. Soooo it looks like an account with 2.5 million followers only received 23 comments in nine hours. 😂 She obviously bought millions of followers and likes, and views. Is anything about @thebirdspapaya authentic? #sarahnicolelandry #thebirdspapaya #traitorsCanada
An influencer of that following should have so many comments and so busy, that she cannot even answer them. But here she is, answering comments and being a nothingburger
Another very weak post - 600 comments seems like a lot but it’s a “comment to win a giveaway” post so it’s actually very low for bird. Knix always giving her attention, it’s hard to reconcile that a woman who built a million dollar company somehow feels indebted to a looser like bird.

She’s done. Her time is coming to an end.
She’s keeping her second divorce in her back pocket. That’s her latest weapon to gain more sympathy and views when Traitors doesn’t get her the attention she’s so desperately seeking!
I wouldn’t put this past her. She did, after all, have a child purely for content
I really think this could happen - she needs to create some drama and that would do it! It’s only going to happen when she’s got Huband #3 lined up or she decides she’d rather be with a woman. The problem with that storyline is no woman would put up with her bullshit.
It’s time to stick a pin in it and call ‘er done!
Must be exhausting sitting in a private salon getting your broom done every 6 weeks 🙄 this tone deaf bitch… I’m out here fighting for my life working two full time jobs and clocking 60 hours a week and this bitch needs energy? GFY

And the broom looks no different than it did the day before spending hours getting it done. What the hell is this talking with her teeth shit. Everyday a new personality. Not the face I saw on TV.

She-he’s nearing the MJ stage of filtering again…that nose…
The strange way she was speaking… where on earth did she copy that from
Seriously I was super curious who she stole this voice from
I’m sure a couple of her freaky followers were waiting with bated breath but do people really care what her hair is gonna look like? We know she’s not gonna change it so it’s just gonna look the same as it did when she went in
She’s acting like everyone was on the edge of their seat waiting for the ‘hair reveal’ and nobody cares! The voice is really over the top these days
She looks manic
She just needs some must deserved rest 🙄

Grinch face, nothing like her Traitors face
A staycation… Wow
HOSTED obviously 🙄 fuckin clown she is
Eeewwwww

Is this the lead up to saying she has to lose weight ‘for her health’ because she’s headed toward Type 2 Diabetes and is going on a glp-1?
Becci who stuffs her face everyday with garbage is supposed to be making changes for her health?
Skimmed the transcript it seems the author and licensed nutritionist hardly got a word in. This was simply an avenue for Sarah to brag about being skinny and unhealthy. She loves it. She’s such a gross ass.
This tale gets exaggerated every time she tells it.

I’m getting rage so I’ll have to stop reading but…she “thinks” her older kids are all right. WTF - they aren’t even her last thought, she gives them no thought. She filters them thin as recent as last year until they all stoped bring featured. It’s pretty obvious that now that they don’t want to be on her page that she spend even less time with the older kids. I do hope there is some goodness in her children’s lives but it’s not coming from Sarah’s side of the family!

She sounds like such an idiot jfc. I hope their father and step mom give them the positivity they need in their life because I can’t even imagine what it’s like when they’re at home with this idiot
Is she talking about L asking for one jelly bean? Sounds odd to be talking about that
Reading this it is baffling this person has a podcast. Her communication skills are deplorable.
She’s taking her sisters story and making it her own. Like she does with everything. Her sister was so sick from her ED, not a single one of her pregnancies were carried to term and her youngest still faces adverse health effects from the preterm birth and her mother’s ED. But modern day miracle Sarah lives on, perfectly fine. Also, she was that sick and her family just stood by and watched, after her sister went through it? So they either don’t care about her at all….or……dare I say……it’s. A. Lie.
All of this and Sarah has always been editing herself smaller, always.
What the fuck does she mean, “bone on bone”? And now her body was shutting down? So people diagnosed with actual Anorexia go on for years and years (see Eugenia Cooney for example), but our not-so friendly neighborhood drama queen was dying after losing weight? Her organs were shutting down? It must have been so difficult raising her family while she was hospitalized and on life support. Has she talked about organ transplants? 🙄

I can totally see this
Guess no more Coke Zero and lunch/dinner foods for breakfast off the dirty table
Remember the time she sobbed about not loosing weight even though she was eating healthy. She can’t keep any stories straight.
Feeling HOT 🥵 and shilling makeup she doesn’t actually use ✌️

Being hot, the only thing that matters to this airhead.
Imagine filtering yourself to look like the scream face when your actual face is on tv for all to see. I feel like she actually believes her own lies at this point. She’s past saving. But even so she’d just blame it on the TV cameras for why she looks different
Her online “career” is coming to a end. She has nothing going on. She has lost so many followers instead of gaining. Nobody cares about her primordial pouch or her gifting affiliates anymore. I think times are changing and she’s had her time.
Turns out it was a waste of CG’s time and $$$ partnering with 🐦💩

Jesus that hair is fighting for its life 🧹🧹
Why use these filters. Her real face is on TV. She’s so fucken demented.
What in the world is happening to her fingers?!
She also looks like, can I say this? She looks unwell, even filtered.
She’s thick as always. Her filter makes, he’d, look sick… That’s it
Hmm…

I literally ran here. Yup. She’s throwing shade!!! I love it
That’s some serious shade being thrown!
There’s more!

I wouldn’t be sad if it was RR her brought her down lol
I think she could be the only one who will. She’s not my cup of tea but she doesn’t seem too bothered by what other people think and doesn’t seem the type to back down. I really wonder what Big Bird did and won’t apologize. I can see her trying to deflect and she’s probably talking shit about RR all over town. If RR confronts her directly she won’t know what to do.
She’ll have to. Janette couldnt/wouldnt. Someone’s got to do something already.
I wonder if things would be different now that the media types who protected her have lost their jobs. The landscape is changing and Big Bird doesn’t know how to do change. Her constant quest for fame is really all-consuming so, if she falls, she’s going to fall hard and flat on her face. It’s a real shame Amanda’s posts about Birdie didn’t gain any traction.
If RR calls Birdie out, people might listen because RR and Birdie were friends. Most likely, people will just ignore RR or take sides. To be fair, Janette posted multiple ten-minute videos, stories and posts (with evidence) calling Sarah out. Janette said Canadian media wouldn’t touch the story and the American media had no idea who Sarah is. She even posted the lawyer’s threat Sarah sent. I don’t know if she backed down or gave up because no one cared. Amanda, a visual artist I follow, also bravely called Sarah out about her consent SA comments. Amanda wasn’t supported by anyone of note or the media.
This is gold! I have no doubt about to whom she’s referring.
I need the tea!!! What did I miss??
2 try hards competing to see who the bigger douche is.

Accurate!
Butchering my idol/fave singer of all time while they’re at it 🤮
Absolutely gloomy and pissing rain. When does she NOT wear sunglasses? Also her voice of the day is 10/10 annoying.

Bragging about how many sunglasses she has when many people are going to starve this month. Go touch grass you stupid bitch
The ultimate punchable face.
And it’s not even her real face
Look at me… Bla Bla Bla. I have sooooo many sunglasses. Gtfo
Ok, sure, sure, lady! It’s really amusing to think a lazy, insecure, awkward, narcissistic, mean, somewhat unattractive, bully of a human being, with no discipline, has used filters to manipulate herself into a person she will never be. She’s earned a lot of money from being a filtered fraud. In reality, no one can stand the one thing she can’t filter, her personality. Can you imagine if she tried to have this career with her real face? It would have never happened. I’m so happy the influencer bubble has burst. It looks like many influencers are having a hard time making ends meet, especially in Canada. Boo-hoo.

And who is this? It’s not the woman who’s on Traitors every week.

I love how stupid the @thebirdspapaya is. Today she posted about her silly giant sunglasses. In one photo she is using the front facing camera, in the second video she has it on selfie mode. She claims that the glasses look larger in selfie mode. They don’t look much larger in selfie mode. But I’m grateful that Sarah Nicole Landry just gave us the same look with a front facing lens and a back lens. She looks like the same person. She’s also leaving out that there is a filter on her video and face tune on the photo. (The selfie filter makes her forehead bigger. This doesn’t happen when I try it on my iphone)… Now when I compare todays selfie and back lens images to IRL images of Sarah on Traitors, she looks different. Look at that neck! Her waddle, her face shape. Even if she’s lost weight in the last month or so, her jaw would be more lax. The skin on her jaw and neck wouldn’t snap up unless she’s had treatments or surgeries. Once again #sarahnicolelandry from #traitorscanada is exposed as a liar. #thebirdspapaya #shanelandry #guelph #influencers
After seeing her on traitors… That red dress, that neck and face, her real body hahaha. Its hilarious seeing how disgustingly fake she is now. No wonder all her friends are dropping her. Where’s Hunter, LLchan? She wasn’t even invited to the wedding. She’s a joke.
Again Bravo on the tags!
The more we hashtag, the more our Lemmy.ca group moves up in the google search for Sarah or #ThebirdsPapaya… I think Shane deserves some shaming for his part in the Sarah Nicole Landry sham. The two of them have basically been running a racket. Sarah could be too stupid to realize this but Shane knows exactly what they’ve done. BTW, I noticed Julia Fox has 1.7 million followers on Instagram. Julia is currently in the top 500 stars on IMDB (that’s a global ranking). Meanwhile, Sarah from Guelph, Ontario, who has been seen on #TraitorsCanada for a total of 3 minutes and 23 seconds (over two episodes) is sitting at 2.5 million (obviously fake) followers… what a farce. Sarah is a loser, she always has been. At this point she’s only fooling smooth-brain people.

Sarha has more “followers” than the TORONTO BLUE JAYS LOLOLOLOL
And the Chicago Cubs, New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears, Boston Red Sox, LA Rams, Minnesota Vikings… I could go on and on. Soooo unrealistic and ridiculous 😂🤣😂
I’m dying laughing! Sarah is a loser. As are the brands and media that hired her and promoted her because they believed she was “famous”… Sarah and Shine Talent should be charged with fraud. She’s had a few viral posts over the years (mostly clickbait), but she never became a household name… and we know she’s not recognizable. She’s certainly not as popular as MLB, NBA or NFL teams. Sarah’s story will make a great documentary one day.
I want to know if Shane, Sarah’s friends, her family, and even her grown children, ever think about how corrupt Sarah is. She used lies and manipulation to transfer wealth into her bank account. Do gals like Briony (the artist) ever consider that their actions (photoshopping Sarah) helped Sarah commit fraud? I wonder how any of these people would feel if a business they thought they could trust lied to them, took their money and didn’t deliver. I think of Sarah and all her collab failures, from Canadian Tire to Reitmans; she basically knowingly ripped those companies off. I pray that Karma comes to all of those who aided and abetted the Birds Papaya. #thebirdspapaya #sarahnicolelandry #traitorsCanada #shanelandry
Not even close. She’s just mental and looks at herself thru a filtered lens and believes it’s real.
Her voice today was so goddamn annoying jfc, can she ever just be normal. I wonder if she even knows what her real voice is
Also these sunglasses are ugly and this isn’t your real face bird shit
Last night she said it was 430 kids, today it’s 407

LORD I can’t stand her filter!
Haggard bitch…i thought lying didn’t come easy for you
Everything that comes out of her word hole is a lie!
She had to get her middle daughter’s voice in her story to prove she still spends time at Birdie’s house
They use every “water vessel” known to man except the shit she produced with CT.

When a server clears my plates or does anything for me in general I always say Thank You, Not this entitled Swine.
#She’s rude and entitled and needs to be taken down. Does she forget she was, briefly, a server and has kids working in the service industry? This kind of behaviour is deplorable.
Tf does she think she is 🤡
Here recent post has 35 comments and 1245 likes. It’s been up for nine hours. For 2.5 million followers, this is embarrassing for her. Sarah charged Tourism Ottawa for this post.

But there is this comment! 🤢
There are many mysteries in life but the mystery of people thinking birdshit has talent might be the wildest of all!I dmed her. Had too
If she does use her she’s going to regret it! Canadian productions can’t pay Big Bird the cash she demands.
Being able to stare at herself on the tv for the rest of her life is what she wants, that’s payment enough.
I really don’t think she could do it - it’s a grind. The talent has to be on set more than an hour before call and there is no day with fewer than 12 hours of shooting. These things are made in 3 weeks and move from day to night shoots with only 12-hour turnaround. She just isn’t cut out for real work. She could, maybe, handle one day as an extra; maybe
My kid was BG on a BIG SHOW, was on screen for all of 1.5 seconds but we literally spend 11 hours overnight on set. She could never
That’s really cool! Congrats to your kiddo. 👏👏
I’m gonna dm this brit… We all should lol
The attention seeker MUST WRITE ALL IN CAPS
Lmao unbelievable
I expressed my displeasure to Tourism Ottawa for using this woman in their promotion.
Found this goodie scrolling through CT shares and found one of them singing. It’s someone else’s video of the bus and no one is paying attention to the annoying asses singing at all. They are making a video with another influencer and cheering for that! It’s 😆.
There was also a mom who went home to get her CHILDREN to take them through the holiday house with her. Imagine that. Bird says she over compensates when she travels so much…definitely zero signs of her doing any of that!!

Is that 🗻with the lyrics pulled up on her phone? Or is she reading hate messages 😆
Fabulous, I hate it.

Riveting content
She use to get sponsored people to do her front stoop. Her DIY skills are very limited. The mistletoe lane door/wall sign perched a the railing - looks great birdshit!
Also, no feeling in her soul & no feeling in her face. The lack of movement is shocking!
The fake greenery really just elevates the design 🤣
What is this from? Who’s door?
She painted her front door and this is the big reveal.
Is she so desperate for content she’s going to repaint the door for every season or is the house getting ready to go on the market? No one wants to buy a house with a pink door covered in decals.
Probably all part of her Canadian Tire grift. Although the Queen of Wellington County probably wants a house on Old Ruby Lane.
I’m a local realtor and would refuse to work for her 😂
She didn’t use the wreath she just made?
I think this is pre recorded bs
The BEST….ok Ariana


