GYEONGJU — Trade negotiations between the U.S. and China reached a much-needed breakthrough on Thursday, as Chinese President Xi Jinping agreed to drop all tariffs after President Donald Trump showed him how to use chopsticks to become a walrus.

“Let this be the beginning of a strong and fruitful relationship.” At publishing time, Xi had reportedly returned the favor by agreeing to print all of Trump’s Truth Social posts on little slips of paper placed inside of fortune cookies.