I’d start hiring hitmen to kill every billionaire in the world.
Youre going to need to start a cult and get disciples. Even with some start up capital they can out bid you so your only hope is religious indoctrination.
Not a bad idea
Plumbing is a noble trade.
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Someone secure John Leguizamo he is our greatest asset.
man a young John Leguizamo would totally rock that role playing Luigi M.
Since I can’t see the limit on the start-up capital, I remember UN making a plan to end world hunger for measly 6.6B$ after Elon said he’d sell stocks and fund it if they did so. So yeah, I’d fund that.
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/18/tech/elon-musk-world-hunger-wfp-donation/
Maybe it’s just the gourmand in me, but this is also my priority. It seems like we should be able to ensure no human goes hungry. Production isn’t an issue, it’s distribution/logistics.
It’s a capitalism and “free market” issue and always has been.
It’s a lot harder to manufacture consent or invent conflict if people can’t be threatened by starvation.
Seed sharing beats game theory.
Everyone gets a bag of werther’s original.
For every 100 that lives are marginally better there is 1 who absolutely destroys their teeth biting into one.
Then there is that one kid who used them to poison an entire medical staff and lives on to be a serial killer.
My life would be a lot better so it would make up for the rest.
Someone get this anon a bag of werthers already.
Oh no thank you, they’re not really my thing.
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I would be very cautious with min-maxing charity. It’s a path to Effective Altruism logic, which is a trap that lead to some weird trolley-problem-like eugenic-happy-pseudorationale. Stay away.
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In a lifetime timeline I think that tremendous positive change could be created by teaching children recognize they emotion and regulate them. It have proven impact on… Well basicly everything. From addiction,/suicide/self-harm preventrion to things like akademic/work/artistic/cognitive performance or self-motivation or overall level of happiness. There is no area that wouldn’t improve and all those amazing people would generate amazing outcomes.
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in shorter horizon, and for people who already are adults… And I think about it a lot, we should create an “audio-first learning platform”. Start with open source lectures and quality courses. Maybe ad an app that show you visuals or test only when absolutely necessary. But we need something that will easli slow you to learn WHILE, you are doing meaningless task that you need to, do to survive. Something that you can use while doing house chores, work on assembly line or as delivery person, something you can listen discreetly in your non-suportive envirement… Podcast and audio books are on massive raise. E-learnign was on a.massive raise (until they all went public or private and turn to shit in a chase for profit). There is a need and there is a demand. Technologicaly it’s very achievable. And “any phone and any headphones” is as small entry threshold one could ask for. We have the ships that could get as to the stars allredy, we just need the crew.
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eddit: or help Hank an John eliminate tuberculosis completely - its fucking embaresing to have those.
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At this point, start an media company. Call it Working Class Propaganda and publish stories that I think we should be talking about instead of what is out there. Explain how the rich are controlling the echo chambers and the topics of conversations so we can’t ever get to solving real problems. Too many people get rich by us not solving these problems. How much money is spent on anti-union, anti-public transportation, or anti-universal health care? All that money is always spent by companies getting rich off the current system.
I have no clue how to explain some concepts in an easy manner, but if I had enough start up I would hire many others. Promise to never be AI articles or pictures. Explain open source and the problems of having a walled garden. Explain Israel having a honey pot setup for pedos and now they have blackmail on many American and EU elites.
Might it just be better to grow ProPublica, 404media, or both instead of starting a new one?
Yes that would be a good network to plug into, but I think the more the better.
give them all a platform they can dish on - propublica, 404, wired’s great reporting, jacobin, mother jones, dailykos - there’s a fuckton of fantastic journalism on the left that goes nowhere because we don’t have a fox-level advocate echoing it - msnbc is at best a milquetoast echo of a lefty leaning platform.
Possibly a more humble answer: Ask.
Life, and struggle, operate differently in hundreds of areas around even a single large country. Even individual towns might have ideas for different programs that would have varying levels of benefit, and operate much smoother through voluntary buy in.
I’d be open to fining / taxing the ultra rich, I’d just want to remember it’s a means to an end. We don’t improve people’s lives by “taking down the haves” alone.
Collapse the current US government by changing a 1 to a 0
Aw, geez…
Buy up huge tracts of Amazon forest real estate and carpetbomb it with anti-personnel mines so that nobody can go there, it can’t be illegally logged, and poachers won’t dare go there.
Yes this plan has flaws but can be tweaked.
There’s people living there though. Aboriginals.
Look, people die all the time.
Invest in unionization campaigns and non-profit independent media projects.
Probably get as many conservatives out of power as possible. Once they’re gone we can work on climate change, better electoral systems, removing the evils of capitalism, and so on.
Figure out the genetics responsible for greed and then engineer an infectious disease to edit that shit out of the human genome for good.
We all have those genes to some degree. In a non-obsessive level, it’s a survival tactic. Please do not alter my genome without my consent.
Oops, let me just put this back. You’ll never notice.
Few options that don’t necessarily even require a whole lot of capital (and I’m already doing one of these):
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Work in finance (and stay educated to be good at it), donate as much as possible to well researched charities.
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Work in healthcare, volunteer your services where they’d be otherwise unavailable.
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Build a community with certain values and offer life-enhancing (basically odd jobs) services freely to people outside the community. Or just offer community, just be transparent about the rules and expectations (don’t be a cult).
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Wonder what a person who just got a 1T paycheck would do to try to redeem his sorry. talentless ass in the eyes of the general public.
Probably self flying helicopters that three people can afford.
To start, raise the income tax rates for corporations and high earners in the USA back to the levels before Reagan.
Eliminate the veto powers afforded certain countries in the UN.
Remove the bs cultural stigma against socialism in some countries.
Enforce international law and prosecute crimes against humanity.
