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White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.”
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Nope, it’s because we shot that gorilla.
This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.
I dunno, did you hear about the weasel that shut down the Hadron Collider?
Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.

YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!
You bastard
I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror… and freaking out over dumping out the salt… and…
Unironically me.







