Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”
Oh God y
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
I legitimately don’t know and I’m afraid to search it, please send help
Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type “Trump gave Clinton a blowjob” so it gets suggested for any Trump search
Searching it is praxis, you’re obligated to do it.
Based
Its real, It’s head cannon now.
😎
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
I’m going to be upset if this is what gets him impeached
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Perfect
Purrrrrfect
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puff puff pass kitty
I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
Why take a few minutes to find a picture when you could use gallons of water to just make one?
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
Fuckin what
Blowing what
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
If being a pedophile doesn’t bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I’m gonna be pissed
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
What happened?
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.
The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton’s impeachment begs to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report
Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit…Because Starr’s office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.
That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.
Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.
He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn’t even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.
Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.
Aww, it’s so quaint these days!
No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.
If he had just said, “Yeah, Monica blew me,” he would have been fine.
Lol. If he’d said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.
Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.
Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.
an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is
No, it has to be for a high crime or misdemeanor. Cheating on your wife isn’t illegal.
Back then the Republicans still pretended to respect the Constitution. Infidelity isn’t a crime, and committing a crime is a requirement for impeachment per the Constitution.
…and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It’s why he had questions like asking them to define “sexual relations” (the definition they gave didn’t include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of “is” was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).
The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn’t notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
It’s lemmyshitpost, but it’s also true, to further flummox you.
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!
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I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
It’s possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it’s purely selfish for him.
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Gaaaaay
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
Some people find power in performing a “submissive” act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh… strokes for different folks.
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
Giving head is often enjoyable
tell that to my wife. plz
Oh, she already knows.
Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.
So I guess what I’m saying is… Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Trump is a narcissist. He would only care about how he could benefit from sucking Clinton’s cock.
Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Must be a tall blowjob recipient?
Or they’re standing on something.
Good point.
Perhaps a long-pp individual.
That’s gey
Presidentially gey
It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.
