Dick Cheney, looking up from Hell: “You shot him in the arm? Pathetic!”

High Point police said that before the shooting, one man got into an argument over a turkey with a Food Lion employee. During that argument, another man reportedly stepped in and started to argue with the first man.

Following the argument, one of the men – it was unclear which – walked outside to get a gun. When he did, the other man also went out of the store. Police said that once outside, the two men shot at each other and one was hit in the arm.

As a European, I imagine the only thing more US American would have been an eagle dropping a football for the guy who didn’t get hit (does that mean he won?).

The name of the town being “High Point” is 🤌.