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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

What would yours be?

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What would yours be?

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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    Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

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    Gallows and a buttplug

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      Nice

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    I have adhd. This is mean.

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      What’s your current hyperfix?

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        I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.

        • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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          Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.

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    A cat and a… cat.

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      • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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        Yep. Except I’m a dude.

        • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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          So is she.

          • ArchEngel@lemmy.ca
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            We are all dudes on this blessed day.

            • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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              If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.

              She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.

              So yes, we are all dude.

              Dude is all.

              Always.

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                Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.

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              deleted by creator

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    A laptop and an… uhhh… a laptop and a… fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

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      This is me.

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    Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

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    A bottle and a martini glass.

    Cheers!

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    My strap-on and a vape

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    A pillow and a blanket

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      Best answer in this thread 😴

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    A steam deck and a toilet.

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      No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

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        Bidet😌

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          That’s not one of the two things haha

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            Some toilets have a built-in bidet.

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        I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I’m sure I’ll figure it out after this next run.

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        No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.

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      Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!

      Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭

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    bucket and a rope

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      “Uh…um…LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN’…”

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          Do what now?

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        Lemme ask you something…

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        I’m still here, I’m just real depressed

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      Be kind to yourself, I’ve been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack

      I’ve been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too

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        Thanks, man. I bought myself some cheese so I can get on for a while.

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    My two cats.

    Though to them, I am the accessory.

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      Same

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