Shamelessly stolen from an old SimpleFlips donation message.
(Alt text: Grumpy cat meme with top text “STFU or I will take a bullet” and bottom text “train to your house and toss your salad.”)
That was a rollercoaster in fifteen words.
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I didn’t actually know that “toss your salad” meant something else until after I posted this lol
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Wait, so you thought to just post something of only mediocre comedic value instead of a masterpiece??
Lmao, that must’ve been eye opening.
Sadly Grumpy Cat doesn’t have energy since 2019
HA! Jokes on you buddy! I live in AMERICA! Where we don’t invest in things like proper railways, or even proper maintence of our roadways!
Not that it will matter for you! If you’re not brown enough for random ICE agents to drop out of an unmarked van to kidnap you, you’ll surely be distracted by random strangers with guns killing people in public for like…no reason.
Are you SURE you want to visit me? You know if I get you pregnant, there’s no rights for abortions here…
There are other countries on Earth.
Also, you’re gonna fuck the cat?
The meme literally says that they’re going to come to me via bullet train.
I live in America.
And the way memes work, you aren’t talking to/about the character (in this case a cat) in the meme. You’re talking to/about the spirit of the person posting it.
Don’t worry, everybody understood that you’re American. It’s almost like a lot of you have to announce it, every single time.
