• Sanctus@anarchist.nexusEnglish
    29·
    1 month ago

    Tzeentch’s would make you shower thought yourself to paranoia

    Nurgle’s is laced with dog shit

    Korne’s is just cocaine rolled in a blunt shape

    Slaanesh’s would be an everything bluntel

    Big E’s at that point in his life would be a placebo and he’d then preach to you about your mind being your greatest weapon or some shit.

  • SSTF@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    1 month ago

    Know your dealers.

    You go to Nurgle for- well don’t go to Nurgle for drugs, Khorne for bath salts, Slaanesh for coke, Tzeentch for acid. You go to the Emperor for a lecture on how religion is false even though you didn’t bring it up but now you’re socially obligated to stay while he talks.

    You go to Jurgen or rattling snipers for weed.

    • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.websiteOPEnglish
      4·
      1 month ago

      In my city there’s a woman who drive around with « praise humanity, reject religion » duct taped to her car. When you talk with her she’s clearly selling some form of facist cult.

      To this day I’m not sure if she’s alone in it, trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.

      • Jännät@sopuli.xyzEnglish
        4·
        1 month ago

        trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.

        These aren’t necessarily exclusive

  • _lilith@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    1 month ago

    never got into the lore but I have seen 40k posts for years so here are my opinions based on osmosis:

    1. dude looks like a lovecraft monster probably see indescribable horrors if I smoke that

    2. I think that’s Nergle? he’s basically the mucinex guy so that thing is just filled with snot

    3. Don’t know the red dude he looks like a gears of war fanboy though, probably tastes like monster energy drink

    4. Slaneesh? the one with the horny followers, its probably like viagra and molly

    5. I know that’s the emperor but he’s really just a skeleton thing right? I assume it would be rolled up mummy dust

    Assuming I die from all of these I choose horny to death