• Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Car Companies: “the regulations are so big and heavy and workers cost so much munnies. Pls let us do less QA on the vehicles mandatory to live in america.”

    Republicans: “CRUSH MORE CHILDREN, who would dare inconvenience these poor sweet automotive corporations?!”

    Anyone paying attention: “Yall know aside from oil companies, car companies are the most ridiculously subsidized companies on earth?”

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      11 days ago

      Who would have thought that the Orphan Crushing Machine was just a stock Ford F-150 this whole time?

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      11 days ago

      Republicans: “CRUSH MORE CHILDREN,

      That’s not realistic. You want to grind up that soft flesh first.