White House ballroom project has become costlier and larger than originally anticipated
Donald Trump encouraged those working on the construction of his new White House ballroom project to disregard traditional permitting, zoning, and code requirements, according to a new report.
Since announcing the project in July, Trump’s ballroom has become larger, costlier and more destructive than initially thought – raising concerns about whether the president is following historical rules when it comes to a White House addition.
The ballroom’s capacity, initially thought to be 650, has been raised to 900. Its cost has nearly doubled from $200 million to $350 million. Its construction, which Trump initially said would not interfere with the integrity of the current White House, has led to the destruction of the East Wing.
Yes! Disregard the code! Don’t even think about the building code!
And don’t worry, the ballroom certainly won’t fall down with you inside it, piggy!
I have never been horny before in my life, on account of being asexual, but the thought of this ballroom collapsing under shitty building practices while housing the top thousand richest bastards in society, is certainly making me feel something hormonal.
We should be so lucky.
It’ll probably collapse on a kindergarten tour group while piggy is in Europe meeting with Putin.
Along those same lines, they should have a Wizard of Oz ball using the original snow recipe from the movie.
Asbestos?
Yeah, and as an aside, that’s another Russian product for which he’s advocated.
I’d be surprised if he didn’t
Look on the bright side; hopefully it’ll catch on fire due to an electric short, or Canada, or something, during one of Trump’s shindigs and him and nine hundred of his “friends” will get trapped inside due to overcrowding and insufficient emergency exits and will burn to death in abject agony.
🤌 GORLAMI
I am confused, what ballroom is this talking about? Do you mean the Epstein ball room? That makes sense…
Yes, the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom
With extra gold trimmed glory holes in the men’s toilet.
Might even have something to do with bubbas balls
White trash doing white trash shit
All he’s doing is giving a future president an excuse to tear it down. Plus, visiting politicians and influential businesspeople usually don’t like to hang out in unsafe buildings.
Can’t say as much about submarines, though.
That’s never getting old.
Code requirements? Dude those are not just useless regulations. Those are for your safety and the soundness of the building. Only a complete moron signs off on a build that ignores building codes. But here we are.
I expect they’ll probably follow code anyway? Because you know as soon as dipshit is out of there, they’re going to have to inspect that thing for safety reasons. And the contractor probably doesn’t want the reputation of building absolute crap.
On the other hand, if he’s as good as picking construction contractors as he is at picking lawyers or cabinet positions, well…
I’m sure it will be built by a contracting company incorporated just for this purpose. And after this, it will be dissolved. They’ll have no reputation to defend.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is about to land another big job
Seriously. i get ignoring zoning and permitting because fuck everyone else, but skipping CODE requirements just means your building fucking sucks.
I’ve seen what happens when a construction guy gets to build their own buildings out of sight of inspectors. It’s not pretty.
Now we know how his buildings are made. It’s probably best not to live in, or even next to one.
Shhhhhhh! Let him play in his castle. It keeps him quiet.
Ignoring the law just because you were told to is no excuse in court.
Everything he’s doing is probably going to have to be torn down and rebuilt.
Hey, Canada, that’s kind of your thing isn’t it? Seriously, though, please just burn the while fucking White House to the ground! (again) Cause we’re never gonna be able to get Diaper Donnie’s stench out, anyway…
Uh, it looks like you guys are well on your way to burning it down without our help.
probablycertainlyFTFY.
Even if by some miracle it isn’t an unsafe, condemned piece of shit, it’s still a blight and a travesty of historical proportions that will need to be corrected by restoring it to the previous design.
Just make sure those same fuckin billionaires who donated for this pony up the money for it’s restoration, too.
That seems like a feature not a bug. I don’thave an issue with tearing literally everything down that’s tied to him.
It’s the same playbook as his father in NYC.
I think we Canadians would be happy to help with any extensive remodeling your White House requires.
Maybe you can paint it orange this time.
yeah come give it the ol 1812 special please
I’ll start a gofundme!
It’s probably filled with foreign listening devices anyway and will need to be completely destroyed
If that ballroom is finished by the end of his term, I’ll eat my shoes.
If the US gets a new president in 2029, I’ll be devastated if they don’t take the opportunity to do a major speach or something against the backdrop of a half derelict East Wing - it would be iconic.
If Trump leaves office willingly before it’s completed, I’ll eat mine.
I’m sure he’s demanding all the kickbacks up front. That’s half the point of this monstrosity after all.
Sure, but he’s not going to leave office willingly regardless.
You’re right, he’ll probably croak before then
That, and immunity.
This is a non sequitur
Sorry, I thought you were talking about his whole presidency, like the comment you were replying to, not just the ballroom specifically.
If I don’t get pay rise, I have to eat mine.
It’s moving right along, just like the wall.
This feels like a Nero burning Rome moment.
Funny thing is, even Nero wasn’t this blatantly corrupt and evil. Most of the myth of the ‘fiddling while Rome burned’ story came as propaganda from his enemies (long after he was dead too). What we’re seeing here is undeniable proof that Trump is the biggest POS in America
A DC burner instead of a CD burner.
Simply brilliant
Bravo, sir.
Took me a second.
You win.
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Tip:
In markdown, add two spaces at the end of a line for a linebreak.
As is, your art is spread to 2 or 3 columns on a wide screen.You da man.
Show me all your ways!
EDIT: I’m on mobile. What happens if you copy/paste it in your format? Will it look good for you and broken for me?
“No one knows more about construction than me.”
