- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- pulse_of_truth@infosec.pub
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Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Now there’s a business plan
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
No shit.
What a shitty design.
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
c/StallmanWasRight
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Co-op or PvP?
FFA
PvE
Co-op
Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.
A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
Blast from the past there.
I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
Literal shit post
Shit shorts, ShitTok?
