Ok, so I was just thinking…what if we all got together and sang songs like christmas carolers do? BUT! Here’s the catch! We don’t sing christmas songs. We write and sing our own songs! Original songs. But we sing it on street corners.

And see, these songs could be a little deranged, because there’s no law against that! I don’t think anyways…we’ll check on that.

But like one of the songs could be something like…

It’s a beautiful morning…to go punch a deer.

We’ll get really violent…as we instill fear!

We’ll all act like assholes…because we drank lots of beer.

And then mother nature will turn against us…because we couldn’t think of another word to complete the 4 round rhyming scheme this song was using.

and then you could have a generic chorus.

“Whoa! Yeah! The pressures of life are becoming absurd! Whoa! Yeah! Life is scary!”

You know. Mentally unstable, but also depressingly relatable. And it’s weird because you can’t decide if the song is mentally deranged, or if it’s the most relatable thing because society is mentally deranged. And then you realize that society is just the people around you. So there’s that.

But then another of you might write a different song. Something like:

Hugs and sunshine! Yeah yeah yeah!

Cuddles and loving! Yeah yeah yeah!

Smooches and lolli-pops! Yeah yeah yeah!

Happy times together! Yeah yeah yeah!

But in a death metal style. Look out…Megadeth!