This is an ancient meme, so there are a lot of recent vampires missing (like Abigail, the guy from Sinners, even frickin Morbius.) Not to mention some classics like the Nosferatus, or Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger. I think it’s a “who’s your favorite?” or “which one are you?” kinda meme but the version I saw didn’t have a title. I was gonna re-do the image, but I realized there are a lot of possibilities I’m not familiar with, especially from TV and video games.
Anyway, what vampire is missing from this image? Can be from Movies / TV / Gaming / Other.


I’ve never seen this episode, but I can totally hear her voice now.
It’s an older episode but it checks out
S05E05 First aired October 28th 1993 😳
Hmmm I must have watched it already then… But TBH I tended not to re-watch those Treehouse of Horror episodes.
Christof Romuald, V: tM Redemption, main protagonist.
Any of the cast from What We Do in the Shadows
Arguably Lady Dimitrescu
Cain from Legacy/Soul Reaver franchise

That’s no vampire. That man has a toothpick in his mouth.
No vampire would think of such a clever disguise!
I hindsight he absolutely needed to accidentally stake himself with that toothpick
About to say that missing What We Do in the Shadows. Such a great show! I’m still working my way through it!
The girl from Let The Right One In
I was gonna say Cheech and Danny Trejo, but you win.
Count duckula
omg I had to look that up, sounds fascinating: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Duckula
1922’s Nosferatu?
Speaking of old media… I was hesitant to recommend Carmilla, since I wasn’t sure you’d be looking for books (the most remarkable merit being that it was written before Dracula and even the invention of cinema), but TIL there is indeed a movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampire_Lovers?wprov=sfti1
oh wow thanks that’s very interesting, I never heard of that before. For those of us in the US, looks like it’s free on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100005362/the-vampire-lovers
Or 2024 Nosferatu, which is like 1922 Nosferatu but with full penetration.
Consistency in naming the actress vs the character
Yeah lel there are also a couple spelling mistakes/typos. I ain’t hating tho, doing memes takes effort.
Indeed it does. Should it include anyone from What we do in the shadows?
By popular demand, it seems so! I def. got to watch that show.
Gravelly drawl: “SOOKIE”
Needs more vampire Bill. I would also mention:
https://allsoulstrilogy.fandom.com/wiki/Matthew_Clairmont
Full name Matthew Gabriel Philippe Bertrand Sebastien de Clermont
Gender Male
Age 1,509, appears 37 (born 500 AD, re-born 537 AD)
Nationality French
AKA Matthew Roydon Matthew de Clermont
Of the Sept-Tours De Clairmonts
and the brotherhood of The Knights of Lazarus
Nicholas Cage as Dracula in Renfield
Not enough women, so Nadja from What we do in the Shadows.
Where is Blacula?
Johnny Depp played Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows.
Viktor in Underworld played by Bill Nighy
Adam Sandler’s Dracula and his daughter, Mavis, in Hotel Transylvania
I don’t remember the character’s name, but one of the Dark Brotherhood in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion was a vampire. There was also a big vampire quest line in a Skyrim expansion
Dracula in Castlevania
Dracula in the song monster mash (as a character he also shows up in some of the other songs from that band)
This is the only one that actually looks like a vampire:

Most others look like sexual fantasies with a hint of vampirism
Except for Count Chocula!
Barnabas Collins
Jan Valek and Kristina from John Carpenter’s Vampires.
James Woods notwithstanding, it’s still one of my guilty pleasure movies.








