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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

Save animals, push to prod

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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    • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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      When no one is QA, everyone becomes QA.

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    Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

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      Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it’s only humans that fuck it up that bad.

      Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn’t allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it’s still English Karen, it’s basically just a font, and there’s no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn’t helpful. That one got closed as it “won’t fix” since there’s no one in the organisation who’s blind and it’s mostly a hardware problem anyway.

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      Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

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    So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Specifically on the customers

      • Dave@lemmy.nz
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        So testing on animals?

    • cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social
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      Which are animals.

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    Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

    /S

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      Wow four nines!

    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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      Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

      That’s almost ten!

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    Context dependent…

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    so you do test on animals

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    But we do have a QA department. I’ll leave it to the reader to decide if that’s humane or not.

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      As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

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    Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

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    My laptop doesn’t have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

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    Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

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      i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

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        Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

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          i honestly don’t know, but there’s a slim chance i may run into him again at 39c3. in that case i’ll ask

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      I think it’s designed that way on purpose to not obscure what the objects are.

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      It could just be a simple layer mistake

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    I need this as a poster

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      I want a patch. Heck, I’d settle for a sticker.

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    I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

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    Relatable

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