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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago
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  • Samskara@sh.itjust.works
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    This is only true if your birthday is on the 1st of January .

    • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Actually this works for anyone whose birthday has already occurred this year

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        There are off by one errors everywhere.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wait until you find out what happens when you add your age to your birth year

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    Can someone please fact check this.

  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    Fake news!

  • androidul@lemmy.world
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    how is this possible 😱

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    Source?

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