Kneel down and see which one comes to me first

Black cat. Orange cat won’t remember the betrayal for more than maybe five seconds.

“Psst psst psst psst psst…”

Go get 2 empty boxes and place then outside of the rooms next to each other

Do what a cat would do. Sit between then and see what happens.

Pspsps until they come to you.

1. stand in the door way of the cat on the left. maintain eye contact and start conversating immediately with it.

2. with your right hand, make the fingers appear to be toys to the one on the right to engage his predatorial skills directly.

3. conversate with the one on the left until the one on the right is successful and draws blood.

4. then yell out loud, startling both. now, neither want anything to do with you.

er go, no more guilt / choice.

Finally, a trolly problem where nobody dies… unless the cats are just that vindictive.

• stand between the two doors, like in this picture
• say “I’m gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!” over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you’re about to pounce.
• whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don’t run away then pet em for a little bit while saying “gotcha gotcha gotcha!”
• return to step 1

Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.

Get the bag of treats….let them come to me……muhahaha!

Knock down the wall between the rooms.

Get a toy from a different room and force them to come to you.

Lure both cats into the same room with treats. Failing that, choose the better cuddler

These seem to be the rooms of a couple. I guess each person has a favorite cat that is waiting in their respective room. So if I am one of them I would have to pet my cat first to maintain trust because the situation is a setup to test my loyality.

Judging by the position of the camera I would assume that I am the person of the left room.

Buy a dog.