that was a really cup of coffee. and an even better bagel. i’ve only got, fuck, three bagels left? and those are good bagels too. and when those are done i’m gonna have to buy more since i bake about as well as i metaphor. fuck. none of those eventualities involves me staying on my ass if i want more bagel.
edit: just realized i can ask my wife for bagel
edit edit: just realized if i ask my wife for bagel she will eat the remaining bagels
edit edit edit: just texted my wife that i told y’all about her eating my beloved bagels yesterday (CAN Y’ALL BELIEVE IT SHE ATE MY BAGELS) i will win this battle even though the war is long lost
edit edit edit edit: i just got a phone call from my wife y’all. she was at the bagel shop EATING A GARLIC BAGEL. I have been outplayed.
Are you eating bagels in the shower?
Just hold it up so the water passes through the middle
Bad news: I got cream cheese everywhere
Good news: this smoked salmon has never been cleaner
i’m not not eating bagels in the shower
Just curious how do you like your bagels?
this place has the best garlic bagels. i take them lightly toasted with either cream cheese or this garlic oat butter we found at the greengrocer’s. i would like to try them with this great garlic herb goat cheese (it’s the roll) BUT MY WIFE ATE THE LAST GARLIC ONE edit i can think of a few more cheeses with which to try the garlic bagels i lack
Mmm, you’ve got me craving a garlic bagel now! I’ve been meaning to buy some next at my local bagel shop. I’ve been keen on everything bagels for some time now. Still have a few left in the freezer. I toast my bagels first in a skillet with salted butter, then add a layer of cream cheese on top. Delicious! Give it a try if you haven’t:)
I ordered some. Ok, but not great. Should have stayrd in bed.
the good bagel shop’s delivery radius ends at does not deliver :(
I feel you
excuse me sir i did not ask for to be the feeling please feel harder
Was this a decaf? Coffee is supposed to move you from the couch isn’t it
uhhhhhhh
Right right, you woke and boke
no i woken boken
Sounds Scottish
i mean gran’s mom was welsh, but gran was canadian.
Moves me from the couch to the toilet.
It’s not a requirement.
