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Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Roll that coal lil' buddy

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Roll that coal lil' buddy

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Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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    I mean the person wouldn’t do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn’t the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

    • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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      Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn’t actually about that. It’s about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren’t the focus of the movement.

      • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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        💯

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      Yeah cause if I say a girl has a loose pussy I’m the asshole

      Edit: Your downvotes are proving me right…

      • explodicle@local106.com
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        Yes? It’s mean to make fun of anyone’s private parts.

        • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          Yet I can say one and not get any hate then say the other and my inbox explodes with feminists and simps 🤔

          • explodicle@local106.com
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            Oh I see.

            WTF is your problem with small dicks? You’re a misandrist! You should be ashamed of yourself, take a hard look in the mirror, buddy.

            • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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              EQUALITY

        • Asnabel@lemm.ee
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          Have you, by any chance, read the posted image?

          • explodicle@local106.com
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            I did, and then agreed with KuroiKaze.

      • Haywire@lemm.ee
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        This platform is full of bigots. They try to attach a group to anything to make themselves feel superior. They can’t just say selfgrandizing via ones vehicle is dumb.

        • emptiestplace@lemmy.ml
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          This planet is full of bigots. At least on here they’re getting called out, and the people doing so aren’t being downvoted to oblivion.

          • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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            Apparently pointing out hypocrisy gets downvotes though

          • Haywire@lemm.ee
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            Depends on which bigotry. Generational bigotry is huge here.

    • Gabu@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he’s got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

  • Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    End small-dick hate.

    • Gabu@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.

    • sheogorath@lemmy.world
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      Smedium is where it’s at.

  • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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    If rolling coal isn’t already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.

    • Arbiter@lemmy.world
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      It is illegal under US Federal Law.

      But the vinn diagram of coal rollers and police officers is a circle.

      • 1847953620@lemmy.world
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        Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

        • jscummy@sh.itjust.works
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          Inventor of the diesel engine

    • Haywire@lemm.ee
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      It would be really cool to enforce it via civil action. Find someone’s plate and sue them for rolling coal.

  • LEDZeppelin@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

    • henfredemars@infosec.pubBanned
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      Trans trucks

      Well, the nuts weren’t there before, right?

  • lars@lemmy.world
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    Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

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    What not eating pussy does to a MFer

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    If you have a small penis and are ashamed, learn to eat pussy or become a femboy. There. Cheaper than both and you’ll get more out of it.

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    But nobody will know then how insecure you are.

  • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Body shaming isn’t the way to hate those kind of people.

    • MJKee9@lemmy.world
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      I do prefer my hate to be independent of hog size.

      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Just hate everything equally and you’re golden.

    • madcaesar@lemmy.worldBanned
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      We must not be mean to assholes!

      • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No, we can be mean to assholes but body shaming those assholes at the same body shames people that are not assholes. It’s as stupid as using “gay” as an insult.

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wait, there’s a pill that makes your dick bigger?

    Asking for a friend.

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      Yes, check your spam folder for details

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      deleted by creator

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        The only prescription is a bigger truck

    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca
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      I’m just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work…

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain’t overcompensation unless it’s 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.

  • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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    Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?

    • sp00nix@lemmy.ml
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      Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

  • BeezKnuts@lemmy.world
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    What pills? Asking for me. I have a small pp. Not small enough to be cute. But still

    • Gabu@lemmy.worldBanned
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      I don’t think there are pills. You either have the genes or don’t. Although I just now hypothesized culture may have an effect, but what could unify Japanese and American men as being smaller, yet separate South Europeans as being bigger, for instance?

    • clearleaf@lemmy.ca
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      I watched a documentary about dick enlargement procedures and those pills are all fake. They’re just viagra and that’s what they mean by making your dick grow.

  • lars@lemmy.world
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    Size is a fad. Just ask David.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?

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        I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

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      Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.

      I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.

    • Gabu@lemmy.worldBanned
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      He might be a grower, don’t discount him just yet.

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        Fingers crossed, a grower not a show’er

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    Don’t forget the beard oil for the massive beards they love to grow and the truck nuts.

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