For example: Windows --> Windoze, Winblows
Tesla --> Swasticars
I like this one. The memes coming out of his Nazi salute were pretty good.
X = xitter, said “shitter”
I say Twitter because Elon deadnames his children so I will deadname his platform.
Someone is trying to take over the twitter name to start a new platform: https://www.twitter.new/
I want to see Elon lose the Twitter name and be stuck with X. It’s going to be so much fun watching that happen.
It has been the toiletbowl of the world for years. Never was a “townsquare”.
Or Twitter users: Twits.
Citrix -> Shitrix
Yes, I’ve had the displeasure. Good one.
“Esos hijos de puta” /s
Almost all of them are in spanish, since it’s my first language…
- Steve Jobs -> Esteban Trabajos
- Bill Gates -> Recibo Puertas
- Mark Zuckerberg -> Mark Zuckerbergas
- Elon Musk -> Elon Cucks
- Nintendo -> Nientiendo
- YouTube -> Tu Tubo
- Facebook -> Cara Libro
- Tiktok -> Tique Toque
- Microsoft -> Mocosoft
- Toyota -> Totoya
- SQL Server -> Ese culiao Server
- Coca-Cola -> Caca-Culo
- Pepsi -> Pepno
- Dr. Pepper -> Dr. Pooper
This will be open to edit to add more.
Pepsi -> Pepno
Okay, that one got me.
I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.
Muy Buenos todos pero perdón por ser “ese” usuario. Bill Gates es técnicamente Facturo Cercas
Sí, es el único con el tengo problemas. Otro nombre que le tengo es “Cuenta (como la de un restaurante, “bill”) Puertas”
Some of these are legit funny and I barely speak the language. Thanks for sharing!
Boogersoft lool
microshaft
That got a good chuckle out of me. Like it !
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It’s a classic, no doubt.
The classic Ford -> Fix Or Repair Daily
My favorite is
Found
On
Road
Dead
Bookface. It’s not even that clever it just stuck with me for some random ass reason.
Fascists
Which company or product are you referring to?
that would be a long list
Whole foods -> Whole paycheck
We used to call it whole booze. Because for some foolish reason, the one in our colege town used to put giant displays of wine (like a full wall of cases of the cheap stuff) in the automatic door vestibule.
So it was pretty common to see a car zoom up, and a couple kids jump out, grab a couple cases and then peel out driving off.
None. And if you do I’m having trouble taking you seriously no matter how reasonable what you’re saying actually is.
I bet you’re a real doozy at parties.
The only party he needs is the Boardroom, amirite
Or the boringroom but that’s probably any room he enters.
Easiest block of my life.
I found some for Apple. They aren’t all “pejorative” but still
- Fruit Company (or Fruit Store)
- i… --> iSheep, iOverprice, iGreed, iLies, iRot
- Apfel von Braun (Apple sucks up to fascists and authoritarians, Hiterl’s wife was Eva Braun, Apfel = Apple in German)
- Malus - Latin name for Apple
My fave is ‘crapple’
Simple, yet understood by everybody. Perfect.
Kemically Fried Children
Dead Lobster
Pizza Slut
Windoze
Pizza Slut actually sounds like a friendly nickname.
Could be name of a dang good pizza place actually.
I’d eat that triangle. :P
Windows, with it’s numerable AI and cloud integrations, has morphed itself into a “Sloperating System” and I refuse to call it anything else.
Lol a trucking company I worked for in high school was called “Cheezik Transport” or something like that but all the workers called it “Cheese Dick”
Not companies, but “N*STINK, Backstreet Girls, and 98 Disease” lives rent free in my brain.
Please tell me that the Backstreet Girls exist now as a badass parody/cover band.
If Wikipedia is to be believed, the Backstreet Girls are a Norwegian rock band formed in 1984. Which means they predate the Backstreet Boys by a long time.
But I have to take Wikipedia at its word, since most sources are in Norwegian.
