• Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
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    4 months ago

    So the Santa story is just your cover for trying to rob the place and steal all the expensive Christmas presents? Clever.

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      4 months ago

      Rumour has it the big man never went down chimneys because he was taught lock picking while doing a stint in juvie when he was a young lad.