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Clearly you’ve never done ketamine.
sidareal, techno mechanius or slider.
The tears in her eyes… she knows already lol
That’s the look of a child who knows they are facing a lifetime of fixing up shit in the wake of very dumb parents.
Never seen a 1000 yard stare PRE traumatic event. That daughter is special in more ways than one.
Poor kid will be called Qui-Gon in school.
Standard names spelled with far too many letters. JeighSynn and Kryssteighnah are not people names they are scientific nomenclature or some shit
Sounds like real tragedeighs right there.
its always white midwesterners, trying to sound clever. at least its not ABCDE and the mom said it was "Absidy
People in 1990: maybe enough time has passed that - nooope.
I’m curious about the resurgence in the 50/60s
Jim Crow and the KKK maybe. There’s always a backlash when civil rights are gained.
We’re living through one right now. I hope we make it.
Looks like Adolf’s signature with a bit Parkinson’s disease.
No, there’s probably worse baby names than “whats”
Who’s on first?
Third base!
I don’t know?!
Whats on second?
happy cake day you silly individual 🙃
I was doing payroll recently for my work, and came across Harsh Harsh. I had to ask our HR lady, really? His last name was Harsh and his parents named him Harsh?
Well, no. She said his name was simply Harsh but our system required a last name so she repeated it.
Still, pretty harsh I think.
It means joy in Indian languages
My grandfather in law only had one name. When they immigrated, they made his first name “XXX”.
One time someone asked him “like the movie?”
I met a soldier who’s last name was too long to fit on a nametape. They asked if he could shorten it and he chose X instead. iirc he was Indonesian or Thai…
I worked with a lady whose married name was Xu, she’d kept it when she divorced him. She was Laotian. (Really cool lady, grew up in refugee camp, married high roller Chinese guy, got t educated, when they divorced she moved to the US and was successful on her own). One day i forwarded her an email from a vendor, his name long and unpronounceable, and she looked at it and said, oh! That is the same as my maiden name! I could see why she kept the last name of the Chinese husband :)
heh, easy decision to cut a lot of time signing shit out of her life.
I feel bad for the kid in first grade who’s like “I’m Bobby, Bobby Laxwhanxijontongsilvalessbronchongamonson”
That’s actually against regs in the US military. The correct way is to keep spelling until the name tape runs out of space.
However, who’s going to correct the man about his own name? In his case, X literally pronounces as KingFaldTheBeeswaxBeeblebrox and I’ll be damned if you think it’s anything else, you silly gate guard!
What happened? I blacked out.
What happened? I blacked out.
typical gate guards :D
Sounds like some refugees coming from the african/middle east.
I have one colleague with an “official” and an actual birthdate.
I believe some also don’t have the given/sur name system.
Bona Petite
Holy shit. Where to start with this one…
- Regardless of whether it’s a boy or a girl, this name will lead to merciless teasing at school.
- What a random phrase to name a child after (even if the father is a chef).
- It’s not spelled correctly (it should be Bon Appétit). But even with the correct spelling it would be a bad choice.
- This spelling is like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would name his kid.
- Related to the above point, they may add well just name their kid ‘Bone Apple Tea’.
Unironically a fantastic drag name though.
Great porn star name though
dallas is another one.
Brexet (pronounced “Bridget”)
😐
“Pimpley” is fairly impressive.
The inclusion of Pimpley is what gives away that is satire.
As well as Dudeson and KKK. But Pimpley is where I figured it out.
Dudeson would be fine. He’d just go by Dude.
Or “His Dudeness” or “Duder” or “El Duderino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Dudeson, and Dudesona for the girl
Dudesona sounds like a male alter ego
Used when animals dress up like people. Smoothies.
Well, that’s better than Dudedaughter. Still about the most survivable name on the list.
Abcde - pronounced Abceedee
And yes it’s a real fucking name.
AVICII?
so is crystal methvin and methany.
Not specifically baby name, but I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Bohnert (pronounced like boner). Guess what his nickname was.
It was funny whenever we had a substitute teacher and they would do roll call:
“…Bahnert?”
“It’s boner”
If his actual name is pronounced “boner” than I have no idea what nickname could possibly be more nicknamey than his actual name.
Vadge maybe? Depending on how long ago this was
Ask Elon, he tries to come up with a worse one for each child.
Speaking of which: Elon
Moistopher
Just look at the offspring of the rich and famous. That covers it quite well
I remember a rich kid named Choate (like the school) and laughing every time I saw it because that shit’s just way too close to chode.
Many years ago I lost the naming rights of my firstborn in a bet. If I have a boy I have to name him Dongshaun. If I have a girl she has to be Clydia.
So, not Chalupa Batman? At least Taco didn’t get to name your kid.
her last name isnt cluadia is it.
I once worked with a guy named Tad. Not Todd nor Thad.
Tad, short for Tadalafil.
That’s perfect.
better than techno mechanius, or tau, siderael or AEX.
I also know a Tad. It’s not some cringe 2000s kid, either, this guy has to be 70 or thereabouts.
Maybe it is an oldtimey name.
Short for Thaddeus, but you’re right, the “Tad” spelling is apparently for the over-forty crowd. I don’t personally remember seeing “Thad” before the 90s, and then it left me wondering how to pronounce it when I did.
shouldnt it be THAD and tad.
probably same reason “Bill” is short for “William”
I have a distant uncle Tad. Short for Thadeus. Dudes pushing 70 and still an absolute party animal.
Mulva.
🤦🏻♂️ Dolorous!
Delores
