Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, Bernhard Goetz
If this is a highlander situation my money is definitely on Goetz.
And that’s when Chubby Checker hits you with The Twist.
They’ll never see it coming.
There will be only one
Ages 84, 84, and 78, respectively.
Bob Dylan probably doesn’t have long, lol
judging by his recent gigs, he may already be gone
By “recent”, you mean the last 50 years?
yeah, i was in austin the same time he was recently. everyone was goggling about going to see him and were you going to go see him? I was like, for the $400 they’re asking i can watch a tape. i saw a mid-80s year old buddy guy a few years back and while as a guitar player it was a really technically interesting concert, he hardly played any songs. he mostly imitated other greats who have died and had been influenced by his style. like, cool you can play like stevie and jimi but i came to hear you dude. buddy was only $20 a pop so it was still a great concert. I was not going to risk that at $400 a pop.
That’s wild, I could’ve sworn he was dead already.
In order of the FMK game, I assume?
Mysteries on the Holodeck.
Also Brigitte Bardot is a racist pos. People, especially media, want to gloss over that because she was hot. Same with how Coco Chanel still gets venerated.
HP Lovecraft racist or rich white woman born in the 30s racist?
Marrying the advisor of Jean-Marie Le Pen ( leader of Front Nationale a far-right French political party) type of racist. Plus she called Marie le Pen (daughter of Jean-Marie Le Pen and also a fascist) the Joan of Arc of the 21st century in an interview.
i mean if she lights the pyre
HP Lovecraft racist or rich white woman born in the 30s racist?
That’s literally the same racism, when do you think HP Lovecraft was living/writing…?
Also, we gotta stop giving old people passes. They have the ability to change, they just choose to be bigots. My 90+ year old grandma wholeheartedly embraces my trans friends even if she doesn’t fully understand how or why “Robert” became “Annalise”, and she had never interacted with a trans person in her life before then.
Brigitte Bardot was just a racist, xenophobic bitter POS until the end.
Lovecraft’s racism was born and fuelled out of fear of the unknown. Bardot’s racism is more of the common hate-kind.
Uber-racist (and homophobe, anti-feminist, etc…)
She would have been a great asset in the Trump administration
The article is light on detail. No actual list of who’s in the song.
Here’s the full list of 119 references:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_references_in_We_Didn't_Start_the_Fire
The song also mentions the Beatles, and I’m sure there’s at least one Belgian still in the Congo.
It mentions Beatlemania, which I think we can safely say has died.
And you’d need two Belgians in the Congo.
Any troubles in the Suez still?
Has the boat gotten stuck again?
I wish the Fall Out Boy update to the song was good.
In Bo Burnham fan circles people joked that That Funny Feeling from Inside is the truer generational update to We Didn’t Start the Fire 🥲
That’s… entirely correct. Jesus.
At last there’s a decent 1985 update:
I liked the medieval version https://youtu.be/drDs-Y5DNH8
What’s your issue with it?
I didn’t realize the Fall Out Boy version existed before this comment and streamed it. It sounds fairly good, about what I’d expect from a Fall Out Boy update
The selection of items seems weaker to me, but for me the main sin is that the original is basically chronological, which makes it more impressive that it’s a coherent song at all, if a bit overrated and very boomerific. Fallout Boy one just throws shit in at random to make the lines scan and rhyme, so it’s very “meh” even as a follow-up. It feels like they kind of didn’t understand that the original was a survey of the time period.
The Fall Out Boy version just blasts out a bunch of random events from the generation it is covering. Joel’s version has clearly defined decades/eras and the progression through time.
Well… since “we” could be interpreted to include Billy Joel and the listener… that’s two more!
I think including the listener is stretching it. I think it’s pretty straightforward that “we” refers to Billy Joel’s generation.
And any living Belgians who were in the Congo before 1960.
I mean some of them weren’t alive even when the song came out.
I know mashups are pretty tired but I always wanted to hear a mashup of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and Prodigy’s “Firestarter”.
Only three people listed in the song are still alive: Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernhard Goetz.
This was an interesting choice of image for the JFK mention.

I mean…only like 7 of them were alive in 1994 in the first place.
Song came out in 1989, you fool
You could have made you point just as effectively without adding ‘you fool.’
But alas, he had to add “you fool”, because he’s secretly gilbert godfried!
Or Gandalf. Or Vezzini (sp?).
The medieval version.
New cover by fallout boy
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Still say it’s Joel’s weakest hit, musically speaking.
Is this a battle royale or what?














