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Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.
That basically is Die Hard.
I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say “yippee-ki-yay motherfucker”
How did you do that, I came to say the same thing.
Animal plays Al Leong!
I just went through several options in my head and went with the funniest one. Other contenders were Cast Away with Helen Hunt, or Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis.
Miss Piggy is Tony Vreski, the German guy he gets the machine gun from (ho ho ho). She never speaks a word of English.
The Truman Show, Truman.
Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, keep Cameron
Love it
My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.
Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.
We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate
LOTR is big enough for a muppets, sesame street, fraggle rock crossover.
I see Animal being Boromir. He wants the ring, but dies in Kermit’s arms defending Pepe the Prawn and Rizo the Rat. Oh and Sam is Gonzo.
Watchmen. I don’t know who I want as a human, but it won’t be Fozziemandias.
Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but “human” is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up
I mean Beaker is the ideal candidate to be subjected to a laboratory mishap
I was going for Gonzo as Manhattan
Ironic that he isn’t the Comedian.
Unrelated, but I’ve been randomly uttering “Who watches the watchmen?” to myself for a few days now and I haven’t even interacted with Watchmen in at least a year and a half.
Muppets Christmas Carol.
Michael Caine.
This was my first thought too.
Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.
The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside
The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.
Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?
I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.
Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg
Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.
Shawshank Redemption
Andy
Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.
Nono, Andy’s wife
John Wick.
The Russian kid is the only non muppet
came here for this
Poor Rowlf.
Keep Alfie allen
I Am Legend. Will Smith.
It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet
Why keep Will Smith when you can keep the dog? Ooh, if we are keeping Will Smith can we do I, Robot instead?
No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence
