Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad’s body or do you bang your dad in your partner’s body?
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
Dear God please punch me.
Kinky isn’t it jajjaj lool
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with “my eyes” and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
Are the finger-eyelashes fingers the size of my normal eyelashes?
If they are, yes, tiny finger eyelashes, disgusting, likely not as good at keeping dirt out of your eyes, but I like functional hands
One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
When I was in the army, this one was popular: “would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let’s just say they’re not too threatening but they’re still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?”
Well there’s metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
Look up Buck Angel if you dare
Hehehe, good catch.
If they’re both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
Threesome.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Well, I still have cheese, sooo…
I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
I actually gave this way to much thought… Since veganism is all about reducing animal exploitation it is vegan as long as the ejaculatee is in no way exploited.
On the other hand, every spermatozoon is a living “creature”. Well, sort of.
Giving or receiving?
You giving out cheese?
Occasionally…
All of it.
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?
If I’d rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
You wouldn’t eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?
Why Italy? Americans invented pizza as we know it today.
I don’t disagree
I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn’t. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I’ve had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.
This is the kinda harmless but thoroughly bananas take I’m here in the thread for. Great work lol
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
