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Brillo pads are steel wool full of soap, not those green scrubby cloths.
It’s a horrific story, but I’ve been reading too much Oglaf recently and camo-cock is giving me all sorts of ideas. He could put a little army hat on it and do recreations. Very niche audience for that sort of thing I suspect, but he should work with what he’s got.
That feels significantly worse
Yeah. Significantly.
Idk how oop mixed up those green scrubby cloths with brillo pads, either. Brillo is a well known brand name here to the point of steel wool pads being known as Brillo pads more often than not, like Hoover is for vacuums.
To be fair, Brillo do make that kind of scrubbing cloth and they do call it a scouring pad. It’s entirely possible that he did have an actual Brillo product that had “pad” printed on the packaging
https://www.brillo.com/cleaning-products/heavy-duty-scouring-pad
I think those might be USA only products?
You know how in the USA you guys call tissues kleenex, this would be like you saying kleenex but meaning kitchen towel or loo roll or something.
Oh good point, I didn’t think to check where they were sold. I’m also in the UK and would, when hearing “brillo pad”, assume the same one you did. It’s possible I heard my American ex refer to the green cloths as brillo pads at some point though
For those interested, garlic is acidic, not alkaline.
first thing i was thinking of too as a chemistry fan
It’s the sulfates, right?
No, it’s all fine - it just, my knob’s gone
Knob’s gone innit? Happens to the best of us.
Is it permanent?
I was seriously afraid he’d permanently polished off his knob
My own scrotum cringes still
My goodness.
Multiple nose exhales.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
Nurse life has me nodding along to this while eating lunch.
In the Midwest I would also reach for a green scrub pad at the word ‘Brillo.’
This is reminiscent of the guy who put nair on his member.
Never a dull day in the wang biz
This is how this post shows in in Boost
This is how it shows up in Voyager
When you open the image, at the top right is a button labeled HD. Tap that and try again.
Apparently it’s been there since the Reddit days, but I didn’t learn of it until later.
Oh damn, that worked. Thanks!
Somehow Connect rendered the entire thing clearly in it’s length. My only complaint was that my touching it, Connect decided I wanted to examine the whole thing at once, which was a mild annoyance because I was already 80% of the way down on the thing. Whelp, a quick pinch put me right back where I wanted to be and I finished it right off.
Boost should have a high res option.
On the lemmy website it shows thumbnailed worse than the top one. And for some reason catbox moe links never work for me. Thanks for posting the image!
Edit: dang it that’s only part of the post lol I need to know what this poor dude did to his junk
Right click on it and click open in a new tab
FWIW this didnt work, was still really low res, thanks for the rehosted image above that worked but I guess in the future catbox images just aren’t for me. I wonder why? The image hosted on catbox wont load at all
Apparently there’s one isp that rate limits catbox, can’t remember what it was, probably could be that
https://file.garden/aKn2gbLZKBsHiysJ/image (2).png uploaded it to somewhere else
Heroic, thank you internet stranger
Jesus Christ these tall image reposts make me want to gouge my eyes out
Meh. I’ve seen and read worse. This is really tame. I wouldn’t be surprised if multiple people haven’t tattooed their dick in camo for the lulz.
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