Average Rust user
Real and straight
I love my dog
I love your dog! My dog loves your dog also.
Plot twist: Anon’s parents were killed in a horrific helicopter accident 8 years ago and Rusty is just an old empty Amazon box.
In my head cannon rusty is a rusted old tin can.
in mine it’s a trombone
in mine it’s a spoon
More edge than point.
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I get the joke, but last time my girlfriend went away for a couple of days, the cats were basically all over her when she sat down. Even the ones that don’t particularly tolerate the others being too close were fine with it at that point.
I think maybe most people don’t understand cats’ body language. Like they dont jump on you and wag their tail, so they must not love you.
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it was so sweet. my mother went on a trip. the cat that she swears hates her waited by the door an entire day except for food and poop breaks, looking for her to come back. when she came back? he wanted loves from me. cats.
My cat is 15 years old, and has never really been alone for more than a few hours. My wife was normally home, and we had enough animals that when we went on vacation we had someone stay at our house. But my wife and split up early last year, and I ended up with the cat (and a bird), so it’s been just her and me for the better part of a year.
In November I had to go away for a week, so I had my brother come by once a day to feed her. When I got home she went nuts. Running along at my feet howling when I walked, instantly in my lap, rubbing her face against my chest when I sat down. The sad part was that, for a few days after I got home, she’d wake up in the middle of the night and start making this mournful howl. As soon as I’d say something or put my hand on her, she’d go right back to sleep. I think I gave the poor thing abandonment issues.
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Yeah, she’s still clingy, but doesn’t seem bad like before.
“You are late to feed me, I’ll pee in your shoes to teach you a lesson!” - Cat
Im sure his heart is also feeling awkwardly moist at the moment
You mean because of the cholesterol?
I think the joke in this post is that the dog is so excited that it’s pissing on the owner’s chest, warming the owners heart
Or maybe I’m seeing a joke where it isn’t intended, idk
I don’t see where you got that from the post at all?
